Assigned Total Value $0.00

I have no way to know for sure, but purely for the sake of discussion and to make a point, let's assume that Flabby Blabby 47 has added 4,000 people like Stephen Miller, Kash Patel, Pamela Bondi, Tulsi Gabbard, Pete Hegseth, Kristi Noem, RFK Jr, Russell Vought, and Speaker Mike Johnson to salaried positions of authority in the three branches of the federal government, but the only reason they were considered qualified for their positions was their loyalty & devotion to F.B. 47 and their eagerness to help him completely destroy American democracy.

The point of this commentary is that Flabby Blabby and 4,000 loyal trash haulers have the accumulated value of 4,001 burlap bags, each containing a mixture of rat farts and rattlesnake poop.

PS: He didn't hire them, but we can add John Roberts, Smirking Sammy Alito, and Clearance Sale Thomas to the assortment of Flabbo's worthless MAGA mooks & democracy destroyers.

Filling Up Blank Space (Friday edition)

Fatty 47 has developed the habit of saying liberals (Democrats) are problems because of their very low IQ's. This is more essential proof that Fatty 47 is the stupidest fool and worst person who ever lived in the White House. He should be removed from office because he isn't qualified to handle the duties and makes the USA appear ridiculous to the rest of the world.

Updated 10:25 AM Sunday 9/28: How stupid can things get? Flabby Blabby 47 believes the entire MAGA nation is just as foolish all the time as he is.

America's Most-Loved Reality Show

Since reality television shows are the only things in the world Porky 47 understands and has a slight idea how to produce, (and since nearly everyone who votes for him is usually glued to Fox News on a TV set), the job of President of the United States has been redesigned as a weird TV reality show appealing to low-info people of voting age, and generating huge audience ratings by keeping them entertained with the behavior of a psychopath.

To guarantee the show's success, every Republican in Congress or a management position in a government office at the local, state or federal level is required to emulate the behavior of the show's star and build him up for the millions watching him on the tube by being just like him (an egotistical, ignorant, selfish sociopath, i.e., popular like TRashdUMP, the show's star).

Monday Misery

Puzzident 47 Fatty TRashdUMP is still determined to waste millions of taxpayer dollars on a military parade honoring his birthday next month. He hopes this needless selfishness will elevate him to his rightful place among the most infamous dictators in history: Stalin and Putin in Russia, Benito Mussolini in Italy, and Adolf Hitler in Germany.

Added 8:07 PM Monday: it will be the duty of congressional Democrats to get the truth about DOGE away from closed door hearings and shared with Americans in complete horrifying detail. The damage spread by Fatty, Mush, and their so-called DOGE department should be enough to finish them off politically. That's why James Comer and the MAGA turds need to keep the DOGE record concealed.

Another Weekend Update

This question has been raised many times before, but has not yet been answered: Has Don Old TRashdUMP ever done anything to earn the appreciation of most Americans? The answer is NO because he's both corrupt and incompetent. His corruption means he'll never be motivated to do anything that helps the majority of our people. His incompetence means that if he ever tried to do something good for the United States, he'd mess it up and things would be much worse, not better.

Many people believe ignorance and stupidity are the same thing, but they aren't. Ignorance pertains to lack of information, and stupidity refers to lack of intelligent ability. TRashdUMP happens to be both ignorant and stupid, as well as both corrupt and incompetent.

• Don Old decided to change the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Most people are against him.
• Don Old thinks the Library of Congress is a place where kids can go to check out naughty books.
• Don Old wants to restore Alcatraz and make it a super prison for people he doesn't like. This is totally impractical for lots of reasons.
• Don Old doesn't know much of anything about the Declaration of Independence. 
• Don Old wants the U.S. Attorney for Washington DC to be Jeanine Pirro, the hostess of a Fox News talk show.
• Don Old thinks RFK Junior made a great choice for the U.S. Surgeon General position (she isn't qualified).
• Don Old wants to eliminate funding for PBS and NPR.
  

Bracing for the Crash?

 The following is copied from an AlterNet article this morning:

"Critics of President Donald Trump, including liberal economists Paul Krugman and Robert Reich, are warning that between steep new tariffs, mass deportations and mass layoffs of federal government employees, the United States may be in for a painful economic downturn."

Deporting people who make up a significant percentage of the labor force in blue collar jobs, then laying off a huge number of civil service employees too. Fortunately for him, all those people being out of work won't interfere with The Blob's golf time.

Added 2:28 PM Thursday: There are probably many people who have never heard of her, but Laura Loomer has a reputation as one of the most ridiculous of the dangerous right-wing lunatics. Any time her name comes up in a report, it's because she's saying and doing things that are insane (usually spreading loony conspiracy theories). It shouldn't be very surprising that just as he's preparing separation from Felon Mush, Blobbo meets with Laura Loomer in the Oval Office for advice and to hear her recommendations. Two assholes who share mental illness and are also rotten human beings are made for each other.

MEI (Merit, Excellence, Intelligence) are supposedly The Blob's staff selection criteria in his TV sitcom admenstruation (sic). Most of his picks so far don't meet any of them.

Just Another Wednesday (Blobbo Update)

It isn't surprising that The Blob wants to involve himself in peace negotiations between Russia and Ukraine. His real interest lies in having an opportunity to cuddle up with (and fluff) Vladimir Putin, who's been ignoring him recently. If there ever really was a day when the hair god was a master of compromise, it passed long, long ago. 

Blobbo doesn't give a shit about the welfare of Ukraine, so fuck him and the burro he rode in on.

If The Blob wants to prove he still has the intellect and judgment of a skilled politician (he doesn't), he needs to immediately put his boot in the collective asses of Felon Musk, Tulsi Gabbard, Pete Hegseth, RFK Junior, Kash Patel, Bimbo Bondi, Tom Homan, and Russell Vought, and send them scattering.

The Blob (now being known online as Yambo) is so removed from reality he believes he can sign another "executive order" and instantly force fifty states to impose restrictive election laws he thinks will diminish voter participation.

Added 6:17 PM: Okay, fire Pete (Whiskey) Hegseth or demand his immediate resignation. He's one of the numerous useless assholes lacking qualifications, but chosen by Pussydent 47A for all the wrong reasons anyway.

Using federal tax revenue to compensate convicted felons who were active in the January 6th insurrection intended to overturn the election, then released from prison for no good reason? This is the sort of lunacy that The Blob wastes his time on. 

To sum things up: The Blob believes that he was chosen by god (sic) to save America because he's the only perfect human being capable of handling that task. He's perfect, but doesn't give a screaming fuck about law and order. Since he ignores every rule and is still perfect, the law must be what's at fault, not him and his zombie army of MAGA morons.

Random Dialing (Midweek means maniacs)

It's becoming obvious that we need to expand our concept of pest control. We have procedures for the extermination of cockroaches, fire ants, and rabid animals, but we're forced to tolerate constant insane crap from MAGA maniacs.

For about two months, the government of the United States has been incrementally damaged because the most useless shitass in the world won the last election with plenty of financial assistance from the most useless billionaire in America, F'Elon Mush. 

When Jumbo Dumbo was campaigning against Joe Biden, then later against MVP Kamala Harris, he made it clear that when he won in November, his priorities as Pussydent 47 would be getting revenge against all of his enemies, and collaborating with Russia by diminishing America's status as a world leader.

Last week's news was dominated by-

• Dumbo's plan for revenge against every member of the House Select Committee that investigated his election subversion on J6. He believes the members committed crimes by revealing multiple felonies that led to indictments against him. 
• Dumbo penalizing attorneys who participated in justifiable legal actions against him.
  
• Dumbo's punishment of citizens protesting against F'Elon Mush during demonstrations at Tesla showrooms, having new AG Bimbo Bondi prosecute them as domestic terrorists
• After issuing at least 1,500 pardons freeing convicted J6 felons, Dumbo wants to nullify the pardons Joe Biden issued to the J6 committee members before he left office (protecting them from persecution by the hair god). 
• The hair god may have lost support of John Roberts by demanding that MAGA maniacs in Congress impeach any federal judge blocking enforcement of his illegal executive orders. 

 PS: The hair god was successful as the host of a reality TV game show. As a politician, he's mainly known for his evil, ignorance, stupidity, corruption, incompetence, laziness, and mental illness. He's popular with people who loved his TV show, and that support enabled him to drag the entire Republican Party down to his level. Most (R)'s now proudly identify themselves as MAGA monkeys, and nobody who does that should serve in any government position (federal, state, or local).

Making Americans Groan Again (Part One)

 It's a process that's developing very gradually, but as the first month of Pussydent 47A & 47B comes to an end, cracks are finally appearing in the MAGA foundation. Everything has to start somewhere, so any signs of weakening are encouraging.

A CBS News poll that was released a few weeks ago had Donkey Wrecked 'em  (DJT code name) job approval at 53%, but also reported that only 45% of voters polled said they follow political news very closely. The remaining 55% follow the news somewhat, seldom or not at all. Many (most?) news sources have chosen to be favorable or neutral in their reporting regarding Pussydent 47A (Donkey Wrecked 'em) and Pussydent 47B (Elmo Mush) and the majority of voters are ambivalent in their interest. This environment isn't conducive to a rapid collapse of the MAGA Monster movement.

On the positive side, 

•  News stories about MAGA voters who now regret their votes for the Waste of Shit last November are increasing.
• More Republican politicos are openly criticizing Wrecked 'em's Project 2025 and foreign policy agenda
• Elmo Mush is being exposed as a fraud in negative news reporting.
• The Waste of Shit's performance rating is falling toward majority disapproval..

These developments should influence the way Wrecked 'em and MAGA are treated by the news media, and concurrently encourage voter concern regarding the intended destruction of American democracy by a MAGA movement that's working for the Russian government.

Return of The Blob (18th Day)

I wonder what god thinks about Pussydent 47 (code name Dropping Turds) promising America's religious lunatics that he'll essentially convert America into a fascist theocracy by bringing back religion, stronger than ever. These promises are coming from a fat, senile fool who's never seen or learned about any crime (felony or misdemeanor), sin, or other corrupt or immoral act he's not willing or even eager to commit. Evil this absolute is why P47 deserves to be characterized as one of the four worst people on earth.

If the W/S is the ideal example of modern Christian faith, just doing sick crap he claims god sent him to do, you can continue to exclude me from membership in the club.

PS (added 6:17 PM 02/06/25): Something we should have suspected all along is now being confirmed: Pussydent 47 is not getting all that Senate support for the nominations clusterfuck he's ramming through because of their respect and enthusiasm. Many of those senators buying into the P47 Flea Circus are doing it to protect themselves and their families. Add extortion to the long list of reasons Don Old Dipshit should be in prison instead of the WH.

It may not happen, but if the non-MAGA Republicans in Congress could unite in large numbers and resolve to call the pig's bluff, he'd be exposed again as Little Miss Chickenshit. He always is when his bluffs disintegrate.

Return of The Blob (Seventh Day)

After observing the damage he caused in his first week, it's obvious that a majority of Americans have had one or more bowel movements that would be better presidents than Pussydent 47 Don Old Hump.

Let's face reality: It takes a special kind of worthless fucking idiot to make the USA an enemy of Denmark.

The next time a disease, an epidemic, or a pandemic is killing thousands (possibly millions) of Americans, Pussydent 47 Hump probably hopes his interference with federal public health agencies means he won't be blamed for the results of his irresponsibility and incompetence.

Pussydent 47 just fired 12-15 federal Inspectors General, some of whom he had originally appointed himself. This action was illegal, but thanks to Smirking Sammy Alito, Boof Kavanaugh. Gorsucks, and Clearance Sale Thomas, Hump is convinced a law that applies to him has never been written or enacted.

Minor Midweek Musing

It's brutally cold outdoors, so I've pissed most of this Wednesday away by skimming through the headlines at the liberal alternate media (LAM) websites. The news item that's being discussed today at most of them is the desperation move by Demented Don Old, begging the corrupted Extreme Court to block the hearing scheduled by Judge Merchan for Friday, which will complete the unconditional sentencing of the Toad God on the 34 felony convictions in the Manhattan hush money case.

The waste of shit is basing his appeal on the Extremes' earlier pussydential (sic) immunity ruling. His problem is that none of the 34 felony convictions were linked to official pussydential (sic) duties. When he committed the 34 felonies, he wasn't a pussydent (sic). He just wanted to be one.

What an ignorant asshole.

Please Just GFY Now, Okay?

Sunday updates re: Slobbo Assholini's latest stroke(s) of campaign genius:

He's recruited former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard to assist him with "debate preparation" he wants everyone to believe he's taking seriously. Tulsi is another pissy little runt desperately seeking professional opportunities by cuddling up with one of the three worst people alive. She advertises herself as the candidate who personally kept Kamala Harris from winning the (D) nomination in 2020. As we now know, this wasn't a career-ending defeat for MVP. 

Assholini is too damned stupid to realize that MVP will be waiting to body-slam him each time he tries to pull any stunt he learned from Tulsi Goober. Does he honestly think she won't be ready for him?

As if his Tulsi Goober partnership isn't ridiculous enough in itself, the Waste of Farts (W/F) is revealing his campaign strategy from now on will consist mostly of any brutal personal attacks he can come up with, especially those involving MVP's gender, her personality, her race, her intellect and her appearance.

Slobbo has been warned repeatedly that personal attacks on Kamala Harris will ultimately cost him more votes among women than he can afford to lose. The reason Assholini fails at everything he tries? Being a malignant narciss-sissy, he's required to believe he's vastly superior to the rest of us, so he consistently ignores or underestimates everyone who's smarter than him (probably about 92% of the world's population).

New Month, First Day

July ended with a frenzy of political activity, and August should provide even more excitement.

Donny Dung Beetle, with his hair dyed the color of piss or snot, had been shoved out of the media spotlight by MVP, and being ignored by TV news shows is an intolerable problem for him. Even rotten JD Vance has received more attention than the Dung Beetle. That apparently caused him to launch a stream of ugly racist statements since he'd rather be recognized as a fucking racist pig than cope with a TV blackout. On the plus side, his nastiness has been worth about $23,000,000 to MVP's campaign.

I'm fairly sure the irony in this matter is that being a rotten racist asshole won't win Dung Beetle more than a few votes because the dimwits who love it have already voted for his sorry ass in two elections. On the other hand, it might be worth thousands (or possibly a few million) votes for Kamala Harris.

Update 6:58 PM Thursday 8/1: Let's hear some applause for Joe Biden, MVP, and Vladimir Putin who worked together to make Donny Dung Beetle look like the total waste of shit we've always known he is. Putin apparently thinks it's a waste of time to wait for him.

Heads Spinning in TRashdUMP

The MAGA Monkey Movement (MMM) will be referred to as the TRashdUMP from now on, considering the total worthlessness of everyone pledging their allegiance to The Waste of Shit.

Joe's son, Hunter Biden, has been found guilty on three felony charges involving gun ownership. That's the main story this week, and the TRashdUMP is in a panic about it. So forget the Donald T. Disease bullshit about a DOJ conspiracy against him.

Another story getting attention this morning is TRashdUMP support for mandatory military service (previously known as the draft). That would be a slick move that should boost the under-30 male vote for Joe in November. 

Newt Gangrene was important a few decades ago, but now he's as useless as big dog shit smears on the soles of your bare feet. He was rotten to the core back then (and still is today when he attacks Kamala Harris). She's superior to Flabby Newt in thousands of ways, but many other people are too. 

Donald T. Disease conducted a bogus five-minute "press conference" at the Capitol today, and it was enough to make sane people puke. When the Waste of Shit tells the press that TRashdUMP loves America, he's lying. When he tells them they want to Make America Great Again, he means they want to restore traditional American lifestyles from 1860 or 1950.

Visiting the M.M.M. Dream World

 One of the weirdest aspects of the MAGA Monkey Movement (MMM) is that each time the Waste of Shit screws up really badly or does something extremely disgusting, MMM losers try to bend it into something positive that can be used to make money or win votes for him. An example is this story MMM is pushing about the Waste of Shit's 34/34 felony convictions enabling him to win overwhelming support among Black voters.

The implication is apparently that being a convicted criminal makes him one of them. Yeah, there's a definite winner, dipshits.

Sunday's Fun Day

Since there's very little important political news over the weekend, I use my internet time on Sunday to watch short video clips of the Sick Fuck, Dooky Toadfartz, having some type of mental glitch while he's trying to read a teleprompter to a rally audience or just spazzing out while he's trying to ad lib a series of lies.

If you voted for Dooky Toadfartz both times, and believe that people who skip attending church on Sunday morning should be arrested, there's a good chance you'll qualify to be considered a christian (sic) nationalist.

Since D. Toadfartz knows he's completely innocent of all felony charges against him, he should be enthusiastic about getting his trials started so that he will be exonerated and can then spend the remainder of his life doing the winner dance and taking victory laps. Wouldn't you think? 

Sunday TRashdUMP

 In politics, most of the important stuff happens during the M-F work week. Since there isn't much interesting activity on the weekend, I spend more minutes than usual checking out the opinions being shared in DU discussion forums and liberal webpage reader comments. This morning I was surprised by the pessimism about the coming election voiced by liberals in forums and comments. It seems like a lot of Democrats are bracing for another win by the waste of shit. Personally, I'm more optimistic about Joe B kicking his ass again. Here are some of the factors that give me hope:

• The odds are good that Donald Turnip will be found guilty on at least some of the 91 felony counts he'll face in trials held in NYC, Washington DC., Florida, and Georgia. There have been several polls reporting that significant numbers of MAGA voters won't vote for Turnip after he's been convicted of a felony.
• Turnip is winning the MAGA primary elections, but he's losing substantial percentages of the vote as follows: (Iowa 51-49), New Hampshire (54-46), Nevada (Dump did not participate in primary), South Carolina (60-40). Turnip is getting 50-60 percent of the MAGA primary vote, and exit polls show that many Republicans voting against him in primaries won't vote for him in November either.
• in the next few weeks, there should be plenty of media reporting about the difficulty Turnip is facing as a result of his New York fraud cases and the E. Jean Carroll defamation lawsuit, and his lack of funds to secure the bond.
• The media obsession over Joe Biden's age should be offset (or balanced) by increased media coverage of Turnip's obvious dementia.
• Turnip intends to grab control of the RNC by replacing its leadership with members of his family and loyal accomplices. Lara (his son Eric's wife) is expected to hold a major position, and has already told reporters that the RNC treasury will be spent on making sure Turnip wins by paying his legal expenses. This may be a bridge too far for some influential Republicans.
  

Friday Morning Update

There was a lot of chatter on the internet yesterday about the RNC announcing that Donny Diaperful would be designated the official MAGA Maggot nominee for 2024, and the 48 remaining Republican primaries would be cancelled. At the time, it was unclear whether the RNC leadership had reached this decision independently or had been pressured into it by D. Diaperful.

The matter has been clarified somewhat. Whenever Donny does something totally stupid that immediately blows up in his face, he pretends that he had nothing to do with the original stupid move. He's what my New York grandfather used to call "hen dirt" when referring to chicken droppings.

Updated 2:14 PM Friday: Donny Diaperful, being somewhere on the scale between a sociopath and a psychopath, likes to bully and beat up on women, but he can't handle women who are tougher than he is. Nikki Haley was extremely passive in the early phase of the MAGA campaign, never trying to explain why she would be a better president than the ugly toad who refused to participate in the debates. That probably caused the waste of shit to underestimate her as an opponent. From a Democratic perspective, it will help the country if Haley stays in the race, driving the waste of shit crazy and exposing his weaknesses as she did in Iowa and New Hampshire.

Border Wars & Rebellion, Continued...

Republicans should eventually realize that MAGA needs them a lot more than they need him. When it finally happens, the maids will be cleaning blobs of Donny Diaperful off the walls after his head explodes.

What used to be one of two major political parties, representing the conservative political philosophy, has been twisted and deformed by a mental case into a mess representing nothing other than unlimited loyalty and devotion to a single psychopath. That should make it obvious that in the United States, the choice now boils down to Democratic or dictatorship. Since Iowa and New Hampshire voters demonstrated that nearly half of them prefer anybody else to the waste of shit, it should be interesting to see how voters react after the RNC bows before him and cancels primaries in the other 48 states. 

In the (only) two primaries, more than 40% of the votes in each state went to someone other than the waste of shit. Suppose that after he's anointed and the remaining states aren't allowed to vote for someone other than Diaperful, about 35 percent of (R) voters decide not to vote in November instead of voting for the guy they didn't want.