Yummy

If you take a large plate of fresh dog turds and cover them with yellow mustard and Cool Whip, it's called a Hamberder with Covfefe, and it's Donny Mushroom's favorite bedtime snack.

Added 11:32 PM Thursday: Order some more Hamberder with Covfefe for The Motherfucker. We need to have every IRS tax refund delayed for weeks, and most commercial airline flights grounded as a safety precaution. Americans are too damned comfortable, so some discomfort and inconvenience could make them face reality again. Therefore, The Motherfucker is sending thousands of federal workers back to their jobs with ZERO pay to keep the refund checks coming and the airplanes in the sky. Without the pain, there'll be no gain.

Don't like Mike?

Heather Digby Parton @ Salon, discussing the possibility that Mother Grabbin' Mike Pence may be in Donald's shithouse.

Show him the door?

Poor Mike Pence. Is the problem his insufficient loyalty to Tiny Tallywhacker? Maybe Tiny now believes he owns the evangelical lunatics, and doesn't need this holy roller to keep their votes lined up for him. And remember that Tiny really wanted Big Blubber (Chris Christie) as his running mate, until Manafort manipulated him into giving that spot to the Mother Grabber. Tiny thinks he looks slender compared to Christie, obese compared to Pence.

Putin > Manafort > Pence

Manafort worked for Putin before he worked for Donnie Dickwad, and Putin probably made sure that Manafort had a significant role in Donnie's 2016 campaign. Then Manafort chooses Pence to fill the VP slot. As far as I'm concerned, there's credible linkage from Putin to Manfort to Pence, and it needs to be thoroughly examined under a microscope, preferably one in Mueller's lab.

Nailed

Ambition and Paranoia

Here's something that could result in an amusing scenario: Mike Pence is making moves which suggest he'd jump at the opportunity to push Donnie Droppings aside, then take over himself. I despise Pence as much as I despise Donnie, so I'm in favor of anything that makes Donnie paranoid about what Pence is doing behind his back.

Weighing the options

It's almost impossible to imagine there are enough Republicans in the Senate who would join Democrats to remove Donnie Covfefe, even if the House impeached him. That's the bad news. The good news is that keeping Donnie around means that I won't have to think about all the ways that Mike Pence would be even worse than Donnie.

Thanks to the number of family members involved and all those goddamned vacations Donnie takes, the Secret Service is already broke. I'm in favor of making Donnie hire personal bodyguards out of his own pocket for at least the next 12 months, or just do without.

Even Republicans who occasionally show a few flickers of decency aren't much good over the long haul.

Tonight, Donnie is scheduled to read a prepared speech about his plans for the war in Afghanistan. If he reads the speech well, some talking heads on cable news shows will describe him as presidential. We've seen this routine several times already. It never lasts. Added 3:03 PM on Tuesday 22 August: I never watch Donnie on TV and didn't make an exception last night. I assume the speech was the usual Donnie misdirection play, designed to change the subject on the cable news shows and major newspaper front pages by telling his voters he has a great secret plan to win the war by defeating the terrorists.

We're lucky that senior administration officials are willing to tell reporters about crazy shit Donnie Covfefe does, or would do if they weren't around to stop him. We wouldn't have known he was an asshole otherwise.

Career Termination

The way things stand today, it looks like the only good thing Donny 2 Scoops can accomplish in his remaining years is dragging Mike (Not Me) Pence so deep into the shit hole that Pence's career and political ambitions are totally demolished.

MADE FOR EACH OTHER