Return of The Blob (18th Day)

I wonder what god thinks about Pussydent 47 (code name Dropping Turds) promising America's religious lunatics that he'll essentially convert America into a fascist theocracy by bringing back religion, stronger than ever. These promises are coming from a fat, senile fool who's never seen or learned about any crime (felony or misdemeanor), sin, or other corrupt or immoral act he's not willing or even eager to commit. Evil this absolute is why P47 deserves to be characterized as one of the four worst people on earth.

If the W/S is the ideal example of modern Christian faith, just doing sick crap he claims god sent him to do, you can continue to exclude me from membership in the club.

PS (added 6:17 PM 02/06/25): Something we should have suspected all along is now being confirmed: Pussydent 47 is not getting all that Senate support for the nominations clusterfuck he's ramming through because of their respect and enthusiasm. Many of those senators buying into the P47 Flea Circus are doing it to protect themselves and their families. Add extortion to the long list of reasons Don Old Dipshit should be in prison instead of the WH.

It may not happen, but if the non-MAGA Republicans in Congress could unite in large numbers and resolve to call the pig's bluff, he'd be exposed again as Little Miss Chickenshit. He always is when his bluffs disintegrate.

Fridazed Freakshow

On the list of TOP TEN THINGS THE UNITED STATES ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT NEED, having a worthless religious lunatic like that piss ant MAGA Mike Johnson as Speaker of the House is in the top three.

MAGA Mike knows about depravity since he has plenty of depravity smeared all over his nose, lips and chin after being attached to Donny Covfefe's ass for over three years.

MAGA Maniacs like those in the Texas legislature believe requiring every public school classroom to display the ten commandments makes all the other horrible shit they do okay. 

Updated 6:31 PM: Final thought for Fridazed Freakshow: I've recently wasted several minutes of precious life reading some crap that Donald Thunderpussy puked up on his social media platform (or had somebody puke up for him). That stuff didn't read like the gloating of an overconfident egomaniac who's already taking early victory laps - the kind of stuff we typically get from that psychopath. So what gives? Hasn't he seen all those polls?

Mopping Up Them MAGA Tears

In Ohio, the majority of voters in Tuesday's election were in favor of having abortion rights protected in the state constitution. This was one of several election results that cheered up Democrats all over the United States, and have MAGA Monkeys stumbling around like the village idiots they are. 

In North Dakota, there's a MAGA Moron named Brandon Prichard in the state legislature who doesn't have the foggiest understanding of what religious freedom means in America. What it means is that he's free to believe any foolishness he reads or hears in church. It also means that he can't use government statutes to force the rest of us to believe the same foolishness. Nobody is passing laws that require women to have abortions or men to marry other men because Democrats actually believe in protecting individual choices.

Brandon Prichard is recommending that MAGA Monkeys who control Ohio's state government should ignore the will of the voters and replace democracy with christian (sic) nationalism in their state.

Added 1:40 PM Thursday: Ironically, the people who absolutely, positively will never do anything that could make America better than it is, much less Great Again, live their lives under the slogan Make America Great Again. The only thing they could do to make the USA a better place would be to leave here forever.

Q NOTES No. 1148: Sunday Short Cuts

Stuff that makes decent citizens want to puke? At the top of the list is hearing Texas MAGA Monkeys like Greg Abutt blabbing about thoughts and prayers after another Lone Star Lunatic goes on a shooting spree in a mall or school, adding more dead kids to the state's mass murder YTD body count. 

Keith Self (Texas MAGA Monkey) in a CNN interview re: questioning prayer as shooting prevention method: "Well, those are people that don't believe in an almighty God who is absolutely in control of our lives. I'm a Christian. I believe that he is."

The easiest cop out in the world is to simply shrug and say something was God's plan for (their) lives, and accept it like all good christians (sic) should. Letting god (sic) handle problems is the MAGA Monkey comfort zone because he has Absolute Control.

Added 7:28 PM: Greg Abutt was a worthless political hack as Texas AG, and he's even worse as a MAGA Monkey governor.

Q NOTES No. 1,126: Saturdazed

The stereotypical MAGA moron will often be an older, less educated, rural white male who watches several hours of Fox News each week while he drinks beer. He'll be a guy who can't explain the Woke concept but knows Woke is bad. These dudes are mostly living examples of willful ignorance who deserve to be fleeced, which they will be when they start protesting by boycotting the affordable six-packs for that more expensive brand.

The christian (sic) dominion advocates who believe theocracy should replace democracy in the United States want everyone to believe god (sic) will punish those devils who are persecuting Mongo Wrongo. Sorry, bozos, but it's obvious to me that wherever god is, she isn't in business to protect this country by destroying evil. Since she's not, there are too many christian dominion advocates running the MAGA Monkey party.

Q NOTES # 582: Short Cuts 66

Hullabaloo @ why we need to be reminded once or twice per week that America's crawling with christian dominion extremists. They're everywhere, and their principal goals make them enemies of U.S. democracy and freedom. Every election for the next two decades (or more) needs to be primarily about ensuring that none of these assholes ever win any seat at any level of government. 

More @ Hullabaloo regarding urination and why it's back in the news this week. If there's any lesson the last few years have taught me, it's that nothing is so depraved that Assolini would never be capable of doing it. With him and his most faithful followers, there's no such thing as finally scraping the bottom of the barrel.   

Politicus USA @ Hmmm... apparently there's some video. Former guy Donnie Doohickey was delighted with the size of the terrorist mob on January 6th.

Matches made in hell

Rolling Stone explains the lock that right-wing evangelunatics have on Donny (and vice versa).

Over the past year or two, Donny has managed to get rid of everyone on his staff who was willing to tell him things he didn't want to hear. He likes living in a bubble.

Daily Kos describes the role Russian gangsters played in getting their puppet into office. From 2017, but still worth re-reading. 

If the Russians had only realized how easily they could seize control of the (R) party, they'd have done it years ago.

The Divine Touch

Donny Butt Pimples has obtained the "services" of a Personal Spiritual Advisor named Paula White. She's a piece of work. What's that old saying about birds of a feather flocking together?

The Latest Noose, Part 2

It may or may not matter in the long run, but the case Senate (R)s want to use to protect Donny Strunz is crumbling, as explained in Washington Monthly today.

There are people who believe women can't handle the responsibilities of the presidency, but there are two women who would be about 1,000,000 times more effective in the office than Donny Strunz is now or ever could be. Washington Monthly has the story. Madam Speaker and HRC seem to be the only ones willing to cut to the chase when it comes to Strunz's big sellout in Syria and Ukraine.

How do I know the Strunz is in serious trouble? The clearest hint is that he's stating that the military, the police, and all those geezers on motorcycles are ready to go violent (killing people) if their hero (the Strunz) is removed from office. He already knows there are a few mental defectives who'll kill people if he recommends it. Of course, it didn't take long for religious assholes to start banging the same pot. Apparently every religious asshole in the country is lining up to tongue-bathe the fat fuck.

The media reports were wrong again. Hillary's warning about third party candidates still deserves serious attention. Speaking of the media, I still don't understand why they report every word Strunz speaks or tweets as if it was serious news, when everyone has learned that his lies will be exposed within 30 minutes, maybe an hour at most. Why not report it with disclaimers, like "This is what he said, but don't assume any of it's true."

Final thoughts for Thursday: It's obvious that everything Strunz and his band of zombies (Gaetz, Jordan, Gohmert, et al) say and do has one purpose only: to entertain the hardcore deplorable base and keep them in a frenzy. And based on the kind of things they're saying and doing, they know the hardcore followers are stupid fools who'll believe anything they're told. 

Last night I dreamed that Booger Barr, Moscow Mitch, Matt Gaetz, Lindsey Graham and other Strunz enablers were being attacked by huge packs of wild dogs. I slept through the whole thing.

More Bible, Fewer Bullets

Did you know that all these shooting sprees that result in mass murder were happening because the country isn't religious enough? Neither did I.

The christian dominion crowd is trying to score points by implying that more religion is the solution to violence. Apparently they believe that people like me have forgotten all about things that happened back in the days when the United States was a christian nation.

Update 12:31 AM Monday: You never realize just how ignorant, incompetent and unqualified Donny Guano really is until you read verbatim transcripts of his public statements, such as the one below [copied from Politicus USA]

Trump said that the mass shooting in Odessa, Texas, has done nothing to change his mind on doing something substantial about gun violence. 

Trump said, “We’re looking at the same things. We’re in the process of dealing with Democrats, Republicans. They’ve been working hard on it. They’re coming back very S (?) we have a lot of groups working on it. I’ve been speaking to them. They’ve been speaking to a lot of senators and house members. A lot of Republicans. A lot of Democrats. And people want to do something. We’re going to see this really hasn’t changed anything. We’re doing a package, and we’ll see what — how it comes about. It’s coming about right now. And a lot of people are talking about it. And that’s irrespective of what happened yesterday in Texas.”

When you read what he said, right there on the printed page, you recognize the gibberish spewed by an asshole who communicates at a second-grade level on his best days, and is just running his mouth while hoping no one notices that he's saying nothing remotely resembling an authoritative or coherent statement.

Classic example of having nothing to say, but saying it anyway.

Twisted

Martin Longman @ Washington Monthly discusses the reason evangelical religious nuts are devoted to Donny Squats & Shits. Personally, I get sick and tired of being told about how threatened they feel. What really bothers Donny's base is their inability to impose the Christian nationalist political agenda on all Americans. Those lunatics are the threat, not the threatened.

Bible Thumpers and Tax Cheats

Here's the most important thing to remember about conservative evangelical religious lunatics: They can rationalize anything about anybody, because they live in some kind of fairy tale land in the first place.

Poor Donnie DogSnot. If he hadn't conspired with the Russians to steal an election, maybe nobody would give a damn about his tax cheating today. But he got greedy, so now it's an issue.

Bible Thumping

Robert Jeffress, huckster and shill for Donnie Dick Drip, explains why evangelicals who take the bible seriously love and adore Donnie. Right now, America needs a lot less of Donnie and no conservative evangelicals at all. Atheism is looking better all the time.

Birds of a feather

Roy (Redneck) Moore and Nasty Man are both in their 70's and both are repulsive. Both ignore rules they don't like, and both have enormous egos that verge on psychopathic. Both have been accused of abusing females, but only Nasty Man bragged about it on tape. They have things in common.

Who votes for snot balls like them? The short answer to that question is, eight out of ten voters who claim to be evangelical or born-again Christians. In 2016, Nasty Man won roughly 81 percent of those voters, and this week Redneck Roy basically matched that level of support in the special election.

There's a pattern here, and it says a lot about the rotten condition of religion in the United States these days.Think about it. If it weren't for those conservative evangelical lunatics, we wouldn't be dealing with Nasty Man or Roy in the first place. And consider what life will be like if we ever have the sort of government those fools thought they were getting when they voted.

Update 1:35 PM Friday: Washington Monthly on a related topic.

Can we just end this already?

Well, that explains a lot about the level of mental instability among Nasty One's remaining supporters. Read Digby's post at Hullabaloo regarding the reaction of the rednecks at Trump's latest pep rally when the end of the world came up in the discussion.

Something tells me there's nothing to gain by trying to persuade people who are enthusiastic about that possibility.

Shots Fired

Conservative Republicans and the NRA are always arguing that guns don't kill people. People kill people.

That's true. The guns just make people killing people much, much easier.

There's no longer any such thing as Obamacare. We know it's true because Ass Lube said so on TV.  

Even Ass Lube realizes Mike (Turd) Pence is crazier than than your typical right-wing evangelunatic.

Speaking of craziness, Ass Lube requires constant praise from his subordinates to complement the constant praise he bestows upon himself. Even a spoiled pre-schooler can cope without that. It's almost criminal to rationalize his behavior and pretend that Ass Lube is the same as the first forty-four presidents.

Losers of all kinds

Robert Jeffress is constantly saying stuff that results in a lot of black marks against conservative evangelical Christians. For every 10,000 black marks against evangelunatics, I'd say Jeffress is responsible for 9,999 of them.

Pat Robertson? Is he still alive? Add Paul Manafort to the list of things Pat doesn't know shit about.

You show me a white person who thinks of himself as an oppressed minority in the United States, and I'll show you a pathetic loser who needs to get off his ass and stop watching Fox News for a change. 

Whenever Donnie TRashdUMP gets nervous about things closing in on him, he says or does something outrageous to distract the media, take attention away from his problem, and get his fan club members all excited. This week, he used the suggestion of starting a nuclear war with North Korea, and sure enough, that's what everyone's talking about. The threat is so serious that TRashdUMP even cancelled his three-week golfing vacation... not really.

Digby has another update on the disturbing stupidity of so many of your typical TRashdUMPers. This time it concerns postponing the next presidential election if that's what Donnie wants.

The Other Way

Studies confirm that 80 percent of white evangelical Christians voted for Donny Two Scoops. That's the strongest argument yet for increased atheism in America, if that's what it takes to protect separation of church and state.

PS: For the record, Donny Two Scoops is still a repulsive piece of shit, as conservative Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin details today.

PSS: Swing states are giving Donny Two Scoops low marks, and nothing would make us happier than seeing Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, North Carolina, and Florida switch back to blue in 2020. Add Ohio, and watch the party!

Finally, a Twitter post that should make your blood run cold from Jon Favreau. The simple fact is that without fear, Donnie Two Scoops has nothing.

Sorry, but that isn't a plan.

If what I'm seeing in the news is correct, there are evangelical Christians who've convinced themselves that God is working his will through the so-called precedent (sic). That includes former Congress member Michele Bachmann.

Okay, I'll be honest here. The idea that "President Donald Trump" is connected in any way to "God's plan for America" is the strongest argument for atheism that I've seen so far.

Added 12:34 PM same day: If you've been wondering why the so-called precedent (sic) is a lard ass, it's because he thinks exercise will deplete his finite energy resources.

Secular America?

The good news is that most Americans support the separation of church and state. The bad news is that most white evangelical Christians don't, and most of them voted for the so-called precedent (sic), even though he's obviously the most corrupt, rotten degenerate to run for president in my lifetime. Yes, even worse than Nixon. Much worse.

Many Democrats believe their party should try to win the support of people who voted for MAGAT in 2016, but personally, I have big problems with that idea. My gut feeling is that much, if not most, of MAGAT's support comes from single-issue voters, and that single issue is cultural disintegration, the right-wing label for abortion rights, gay rights, ethnic diversity, and waning Christian dominion. Frankly, I have no use for any Democrat who tries to win over white evangelical christians by eliminating separation of church and state.

I'd much rather see Democrats winning the enthusiastic support of people who voted for Jill Stein or Gary Johnson last November.