Somewhat Debatable

The first time I watched Dinky Tinky on television, he was onstage with Hillary Clinton prior to the 2016 election. His behavior then proved he's just putrid trash, so I decided not to waste any more minutes of precious life watching him be a worthless asshole.

I skipped the 2020 precedential (sic) debates, and the waste of shit's first one against Joe Biden this year. Once Dinky Tinky finally confirmed his participation in the ABC debate last night, I promised myself I wouldn't ever see him on the tube unless I was watching him commit suicide live on Sean Hannjob's Fox News show after Kamala Harris wins in November.

 

As it happened, my wife wanted to see MVP destroy the waste of shit on MSNBC last night, and I realized I needed to endure the ordeal of seeing the worst person on earth tell lies and glorify himself for ninety minutes or so.

 

I can happily report that I'm glad I saw the debate coverage on MSNBC from start to finish because MVP did a number on the W/S, telling him world leaders laugh at him, and U.S. military leaders consider him a disgrace. The worst person on earth believes he's the epitome of human perfection, so he eventually collapsed while MVP exposed him as an ignorant loser.

 

Update 4:52 PM 09/11/24: A few years ago, my kids introduced me to the music of Taylor Swift. I wasn't familiar with her then, but her music appealed to me enough that I acquired a few of her CD's. Last night, after the debate ended, the round table talkers on MSNBC broke the news that Taylor Swift had just released a glowing endorsement of MVP, which is significant since she has 283,000,000 loyal followers on social media platforms. If some percentage of them are encouraged to vote (D) in November, it might change the outcome of the election. 

 

All in all, it was a successful evening for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

Q NOTES No. 1177: Manic Mondaze

The best thing I can say about Nikki Haley's candidacy for the 2024 MAGA Monkey nomination is that she's even less likely than Mike Pence to make the cut. It would be wonderful if Haley was someone who could drag the waste of shit out behind the barn and thrash the daylights out of him (figuratively speaking). Unfortunately, she isn't.

What's the point of giving access to all that January 6th security footage to hardcore MAGA Monkey propagandists? Is it somehow expected to be revenge for the House Select 1/6 Committee hearings? 

I'm proud to say that I've never watched a (R) presidential primary debate for the simple reason that since 1972, I've known I wouldn't be voting for the party's nominee in the general election. I never agreed with the party's official position on any issue: I've despised the people and their policies for decades, and couldn't care less about which networks will finally be allowed to televise the MAGA Monkey party debates. Any time I wasted watching that crap would be minutes of precious life lost forever, especially if the debate ground rules require every lie to go unchallenged.

The Chump Dump is pathetic. He was spoiled by his personal AG, Booger Billy Barr, and now he thinks AG Garland also owes him special consideration.

Q. Notes, Day 207

From Hullabaloo, an excellent overview of how the mind of a lunatic works. The COVID made it even worse.

Best news of the day so far: Cheez Whiz refuses virtual debate, so we're probably through with that bullshit. Cheezy needs debates more than Biden, who doesn't need the COVID exposure risk. Unfortunately, we still have to wait and see if Pentz (sic) contaminated Kamala at the dog-and-pony show last night. Update 11:34 PM Thursday: Now that he's had his tantrum and Biden has moved on to a solo town hall event on ABC, the Fat Bastard is begging to be let back in. He can go fuck himself.

If Joe switches seniors to his side, the damage to Cheezy will be significant.

Madam Speaker knows exactly how and when to jerk Fat Bastard's chain.

We definitely need to make a big issue out of connections between Cheez Whiz and those goddamned militia lunatics that are out of control.

Apparently, he chickened out again. Cheezy's mostly background noise these days. And it's very likely he really believes that saying he isn't contagious makes it true.

The remaining core of Cheez Whiz's base (and the (R) Party) is basically white, rural men with no college education. If there were fewer of them, there would be no (R) Party anymore. 

About forty months of life in Cheez Whiz's America has apparently given the (R) Party a taste of fascism, and made them realize how easily they can replace representative democracy with right-wing authoritarianism.

Somehow, Cheez Whiz always seems to be treated by doctors who willingly tell the press anything he wants the press to be told concerning his health. I guess that's one of the benefits of living in the White House as a so-called precedent (sic), but it complicates things for the rest of us.

I smell PANIC!!! I love the smell of panic in the morning.

Q. Notes, Day 194

USA TODAY has an op-ed that's worth reading. I've been waiting to see if anyone would present a counter-argument to the asinine idea that after Cheezy loses the election, he'll have the Supreme Court reverse the result in his favor by nullifying mail-in ballots --- or some other ridiculous horse shit along those lines.

Today's question: Does Cheezy corrupt everyone he associates with, or does he simply refuse to associate with anyone who isn't already corrupt?

Right now, it seems like every good Republican is working to get Biden elected, either as an individual or as a member of an anti-Cheezy committee like Lincoln Project. There are no good (R)s in Congress, and haven't been for a long time. This is one of several reasons Cheezy wants to make sure the only topic people are discussing is how he'll nullify the election and remain in power indefinitely.

Predictably, Cheezy plans to spend the first presidential debate personally attacking Biden. This should go over really well with the ignorant assholes who are already sure to vote for him, and should piss Biden voters off even more than they already are. Undecided voters? My personal theory is that the very few voters who haven't formed a strong opinion yet probably won't be watching the debate, and those who are interested enough to tune in probably want to hear Cheezy answer the moderator's questions instead of one of his pep rally monologues. Just a hunch.

Strong Women, Weak Links

Love her or hate her, you have to admit Sarah Palin is a true conservative who sticks to her principles come what may. I'm trying to imagine Palin ducking, dodging and weaving the way Methane Mitt has been for a week now. I can't see it. Palin would be trying everything she could dream up to sell the true conservative agenda, not camouflage it behind moderate rhetoric and pink vapor.

The Cheese Prince has a reputation among right-wingers as a principled conservative. I'm curious to see how he enjoys playing Mini-Mitt in his debate tomorrow. Biden needs to push him hard to find out if the cheesehead is a weak link.

Debatable

Willard keeps saying that when the presidential debates begin, he'll be able to deliver his message, and people will realize that he has what it takes to turn the economy around. When that happens, he'll close the gap and pull ahead on his way to victory.

This motherfucker has been running for president since 2008, and has been running non-stop for nearly a full year. The more people see of him, the less they like him. Even people in his own party are quietly admitting he's the worst fucking candidate in history. His campaign has been a clusterfuck on a downhill tear for months. So why does Willard think more public exposure works to his advantage?

The way things stand right now, the only way the Bain pain wins in November is through vote-rigging on an unprecedented scale in the major swing states, which is definitely a possibility.

How low can you go ?

According to Talking Points Memo, the big Newsmax "debate" hosted by publicity hound Donald (Haircut) Trump is down to two willing participants: Newter and The Other Rick. Even Moochele and El Perrito are boycotting that sick, sad attempt at a dog-and-pony show. How fucking pathetic does the Newt have to be to volunteer ? I mean, we already knew how pathetic The Other Rick was, and now we see Newter stooping to his level. It's pretty bad when you can make Perrito and Bachmann look dignified in comparison.

Rip him a new one

In my nightmare, I'm totally paralyzed and helpless, lying on a bed while a TV set tuned to Fox News plays the latest Republican debate over and over again. I keep praying for a power outage, even though it would cause the life support equipment to stop operating -- at least I would never have to hear any more fucking bullshit from Mittenful, El Perrito, the other Rick, or the rest of those psychopaths.

I obviously didn't watch the latest debate, but according to CNN, Jimmy Dick Perry got gang-piled again. All the wannabes tried to get a piece of him. They won't be able to keep him from the nomination, but maybe they'll raise enough doubts among non-Republican voters to keep the motherfucker far, far from the Oval Office.