He guilty.

We may as well cut to the chase: If there were any witnesses with firsthand knowledge who could exonerate the pustule with truthful testimony under oath, Moscow Mitch would be lining up them up fast enough to make our heads spin. The pustule is guilty of everything he's accused of and lots of other stuff that's still in the discovery stage.

Uselessness

There are 53 Republicans in the U.S. Senate, and the only useful purpose they could possibly serve in the next eighteen months is to cast votes in favor of convicting Donnie Hump of high crimes and misdemeanors, and removing the orange piss stain from office. Since they probably won't perform that single important task, they're completely useless.

Headlines: Return of the Zombies

Washington Monthly, briefly, on why the GOP hasn't repealed Obamacare yet.

Republican voters have lost interest in wrecking the ACA as a top priority, according to Kos. If most of his voters aren't interested, then what is fucking Mitch McConnell's goddamned problem?

Donny Shitdrizzle asks his lawyers if it's okay for him to go ahead and pardon himself while he's pardoning his rotten spawn and everyone he brought with him to Washington as executive branch hired hands. This means he's stopped pretending he's the innocent victim of a witch hunt, and is now admitting that he's guilty as hell... which we already knew.

It's sickening to realize the Republican Party is made up almost entirely of people like those who enabled the rise of Adolf Hitler in Germany.

Slime Buckets

It's important to keep in mind that, regardless of what happens, Mitch (Chinless Wonder) McConnell has been right smack in the middle of everything and therefore is as much to blame as anyone, and guiltier than most. There should be no way he gets to slither off without a scratch on him.

Mitch (Maximum Culpability) McConnell

Screw Jobs

The super-secret Trump Care legislation that Chinless Wonder plans to unleash in the Senate is apparently being structured to rip blue states a new asshole. Those are states that took advantage of ACA provisions like Medicaid expansion to serve their residents. The net result of the Senate bill will be to drag blue states down to the level of red state shit-holes like Mississippi and Wyoming.

Republicans need to be thankful I'm not the God of the Old Testament.

Partners in crime, equally rotten

Lip Motion

The Senate is still working on its Trump Care abomination, and more likely than not, when it passes, it'll be comparable to finding a turd the size of a boxcar on your living room floor. We know this because every Republican who's asked to explain it either can't or won't, and shits out cliches, platitudes about freedom, and packaged talking points like explosive diarrhea instead.

Worst Republican Senator

Candy Asses

Mitch (Candy Ass) McConnell, the chinless wonder, is ready to scrap Senate rules and traditions to make sure Gorsucks is confirmed. If the so-called precedent (sic) wanted to prove who the real boss is around here, he'd scrub the Gorsucks nomination immediately and nominate Merrick Garland instead. That would have some heads exploding around the country.

But a bold move like that would require an alpha male, power-loaded with testosterone, not an old pussy like Fatso.