Q NOTES # 712: Frosty Friday

Another day of miserably cold weather is keeping me indoors where it's warmer, and there isn't much good news in the places where I look to find it. One headline informs me that Joe has settled on his first nominee for a seat on the Supreme Court. Another says that several DA's in Texas have announced they won't comply with the latest bullshit directive issued by pathetic weakling Greg a Butt (with assistance of indicted felon/AG Kenny Boy Paxton), intended to make life difficult for transgender children and their families.

Trumpunklicans are lining up behind the fat mental case with hair the color of dried snot in publicly supporting Putin and Russia against the United States. The list of anti-American Putin admirers includes the prime time talking heads at Fox News (Carlson in particular), plus Mike (Maniac) Flynn, Rafael (Turd) Cruz, Mike (Porky) Pompeo, Steve (Slob) Bannon. and more of the usual suspects.

Trumpunklican politicians and TV personalities make their living off of mental defectives, or are mental defectives themselves, or both.

The latest feeble argument from Trumpunklicans is largely based on a silly assertion that Russia wouldn't have invaded Ukraine if Pudd had won instead of Joe in 2020. Those who paid attention understand that Pudd spent four years as so-called precedent (sic) doing everything possible to expedite Putin's foreign policy agenda, and is at least an active Russian asset. If he was in the White House, Pudd would still be facilitating Putin's effort to make Russian domination of the world a reality, short of grabbing a machine gun and helmet himself (and maybe even that too).

They love him.

The Donny Strunz campaign pep rallies are mainly lowbrow entertainment for the worst people in the world. Strunz believes that because these assholes show up to be amused for a few hours, he's the biggest star in show biz history.

Hustling the Latino Vote, Donnie-Style

Can that fat orange motherfucker do anything that doesn't make sane people want to puke their guts out ?

Update 6:48 PM Tuesday: Most awesome thing I saw on Internet today

Worth 1,000 words

I still remember the good old days when American presidents stared down at Putin instead of trying to hump his leg.

A real president shows how it's done.

Twisted Sex

Double Cheese Shitburger entertained the bottom-feeders in the CPAC 2019 crowd with this stunt. He failed to ejaculate on the American flag because he's impotent now (thanks to Robert Mueller), so I guess that should be considered a small blessing.

Impressive? No.

How does the has-been former TV reality show celebrity spend his time these days? Well, doing shit like this mostly. I think this is intended to scare Nancy and Chuck into surrendering.

And by the way, as long as he addresses them as Nancy and Chuck, they should address him as Donald. Let informality rule!

We need a giant Q-tip...

This disgusting motherfucker has the intelligence, the personality and the charm of a 450-pound ball of earwax.

Update 6:03 PM Friday 9 November: Every rotten thing this Matthew Whitaker motherfucker ever did needs to be inspected under a media microscope. Maybe someday he'll be sitting on the curb in the rain, wishing to god he'd never heard of Donnie Poo C.

As a matter of fact, I hope all of Poo C's accomplices spend the last years of their miserable lives hating themselves for getting involved with him in the first place.

Are we ashamed yet?

How far have we fallen? Well, here's a hint:

Humor

I ran across this one at All Hat No Cattle:

Getting along

Juanita Jean has it covered.

Civility is highly overrated. Right now, I want Democrats and independents who lean Democratic to be enraged. I want them all to be at least 20 times as pissed off as the angriest Deplorable for Donny voters. Rage is motivational when it comes to voting. I believe what this country needs is millions of voters who are totally fed up with this shit and are chomping at the bit to kick ass and take names, i.e., to start punishing people who seriously deserve punishment.

The prototypes for male and female trumpwads

True or False?

The default position for all rational Americans should be that every word coming out of the fat bastard's mouth is a self-serving lie. Force Donnie to bear the burden of proving what he said is true. He'll never be able to do it.

As Stephen King wrote: The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

Also, let's not forget that Donnie's not the only one in his mob lying to the public. Or maybe they're just dumber than a sack of doorknobs.

The ICE Man

I see the acronym ICE a lot lately, now that Donnie uses Immigration and Customs Enforcement as his personal Gestapo. I think ICE is an excellent acronym for Donnie and his whole stinking gang: ICE for Incompetent, Corrupt & Evil.

Donnie Ice was on Fox News today for a 30-minute call-in chat fest, and as usual, it was embarrassing, repulsive horse shit that only TV critics and ignorant assholes waste time watching.

Update 4:01 PM: Scott Pruitt is an official member of ICE, and Rep. Joe Barton is an honorary member.

Update 5:24 PM: An early sign that America gradually recovered from the traumatic head wound suffered in 2016 will be when Donnie's campaign endorsement is the kiss of death for every GOP candidate.

Mr. Okie Dokie, the ICE man

The Russians won.

Putin owns Donnie Schitz, who owns the Republican Party, which owns the federal government. Putin wanted to control a weak, dysfunctional United States, and he got what he wanted without firing a single shot.

How did we fall into such a fucking mess, and is there any way the people responsible for this shit can be severely punished?

Lousy Spouses

Fat. Lazy. Stupid. Mean.

About 99 percent of the time, the men who make the worst husbands can be described with those four words. Three of the words will apply 100 percent of the time.

 Some pictures are worth 100,000 words. This is one of them.

Added 1:00 PM same day: The six-year-old child trapped in the body of a fat 70-year-old man celebrated the incredible success of his first 100 days with a cake party.

Internet Humor

Who do voodoo?

Another One

This disgusting blob of human decay is another sack of fresh dog shit left by Texas on America's front porch as a cruel practical joke. We have thousands more just like this one. Unfortunately for the world.

One of the five most horrible experiences in life is being forced to hope that Porky Prick will actually keep one of his promises.

Stunned

Trump voters upon hearing that Porky won't lock Hillary up after all:

Trump Nation

The 45th president will be a fat, rotten degenerate. What kind of worthless assholes would vote for someone like that? 

Here's a hint:

I can understand why assholes who voted for the grotesque pig resent being compared to Nazis. Tough shit, motherfuckers. Deal with it.

Optimism

Bless her rotten little heart. The newest big-shot official in Cheese Puff's campaign organization is long-time right wing political hack Kellyanne Conway, who can look at a steaming pile of fresh dog turds and see pure gold. See, it's a GOOD thing that Dump is a little bit behind in the polls because it helps Kellyanne and the other psychopaths in her squad focus on the task at hand. If Dump was way ahead, she'd be thinking about having her toenails done instead of winning an election.

Added 12:48 PM Saturday 20 August: Here's how brilliant Cheesy's campaign is now that its leadership has been reorganized: The audience for his recent "black outreach" address was at least 99.99 percent white conservatives.