Sundazed Notes 17 December

Trump: For four years. I was your president , and you had the greatest four years that you've ever had.  

Yes, Demented Donno Dripshit was captured on video saying those exact words, and it's possibly a somewhat accurate statement when we consider the serious limitations of mental defectives in his pep rally audiences. Dripshit's base is at least 98% morons, because voters of average intelligence wouldn't sit and listen to this kind of horse manure.

Q NOTES # 673: MLK Day Analysis of Trumplican Characteristics

If you waste enough time following the daily political news, as I usually do, eventually your thoughts turn to the same question: What kind of creatures are these fucking Trumplicans, and what kind of generalizations can we make to simplify the conversation about them?

My analysis, based on reports I've read during the last week, is that Trumplicans are people who abandoned the (R) Party in 2016 to identify themselves completely as devoted followers of Donnie Pudd instead. These people need to be differentiated from the miniscule group of conservatives for whom Pudd is an embarrassing burden, and who can still be referred to as republicans. I suspect the members of this tiny group are secretly counting the days until Pudd suffers a fatal heart attack or is sent to prison.

Trumplicans, also known as MAGAs, share two significant characteristics. One is stupidity, the other is depravity. Among common, everyday MAGAs like those I see at local dollar stores, stupidity is the dominant trait. The proportion is typically something like 60 percent stupid to 40 percent depraved.

The proportions are reversed among the MAGA elite: 60 percent depravity, 40 percent stupidity. The MAGA elite is the smaller group that includes the Trumplican political class (governors, legislators, etc). Those in this group are smart enough to win elections, but so depraved that they spend all their time and effort on an evil agenda. The common MAGAs are stupid enough to be easily manipulated by the elites, but depraved enough that it doesn't matter much to them.

Q NOTES # 667: Short Cuts 87

When Gym Jordan says he has nothing to hide, he knows he's screwed unless every single detail remains hidden. Unfortunately, the same is true for at least 94 % of  Trumplicans in state or federal government.

I have no way to know for sure, but I've wondered why so many Trumplicans are so intimidated by an ignorant, narcissistic clown like Donnie Pudd. I've started to realize that it isn't Pudd himself that keeps them crawling and begging; it's piss-ignorant trump lumps who are so damaged they'll believe anything and everything Pudd tells them. Some are so damaged, they're willing to go violent against anyone Pudd considers his enemy.

For most Trumplicans, it's apparently easier to look like pathetic feebs themselves than go through life worrying about armed lunatics being triggered by one of Pudd's Twitter rants.

Retaliation

It bears repeating: Fuck Donnie Plop and the morons who support him.

Walled Off

Just in case anyone still had a few lingering doubts about the staggering intellectual limitations of Donnie's disciples, now there's this mob-funding scam to finance the border wall fantasy.

Flynn vs FBI

I get headaches from reading about the right-wing Disciples of Donnie. I've already decided they're the rottenest people on god's green earth, and they're probably the stupidest, too. Poor Mike Flynn was tricked into telling lies to the FBI because they didn't warn him that was a no-no? Did everybody get that? If not, then Devin Nunes will go over it again for your benefit.

Update 3:35 PM Monday:  Former respected attorney Alan Dershowitz joins former respected doctor Ben Carson and former respected NYC mayor Rudy Tootie as people who're willing to piss away their fading reputations to be members of Tiny Tallywhacker's team of worthless assholes. Dershowitz is probably angling for a payday as one of Tiny's official lawyers, but like others in Tiny's circle, he'll have to learn the hard way.

It's important to remember that every word spoken by people in Tiny's gang is intended for one purpose only: to help Tiny and his disciples live in a fantasy world, far removed from reality.

Update 11:26 AM Tuesday: Oh, shit. Another Donnie disciple fantasy scenario shot all to hell. 

I mean, who cares?

Of course he committed crimes. Of course his disciples won't give a shit about it. And so, yes, that means they're the worst people in the world.

UPDATE 12:53 AM: The assholes who are Donnie Disciples today have been around for years. They weren't as noticeable when Reagan, Bush 41, and Bush 43 were in the White House, because the traditional cultural norms and established institutions were still in place, but they were just waiting for an opportunity to start running amok. Now they think anything goes.