Get Real, Lardass...

Additional proof that Puzzident 47 Fats TRashdUMP is gradually slipping away? Somewhere along the line, he started believing that he manipulates Putin instead of the other way around.

Here's the deal as of now: If you've been convicted of a felony that TRashdUMP has also committed several times, and  been sentenced to a prison term, your puzzidential pardon is just around the corner and headed your way.

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Today's I Don't Believe That Word Means What You Think It Means:

Tony Scaramooch, in an interview with Chris Wallace of Fox News, said this:

SCARAMUCCI: I want the president to be the president, and I want him to express the full nature of his personality. Corey Lewandowski used to say early on, on the campaign, let Trump be Trump. A little disrespectful now that he’s president, so let’s let the president be the president. 

And my point is if he wants to talk about things like that, I’m not going to want to stop him or be able to stop him. I want to be there to help aid and abet his agenda.

Scaramooch is supposed to be a Harvard Law graduate, so he should know the meaning of the term Aid and Abet. Maybe he knows, but I'm surprised he's bragging about it on cable news shows. 

When they make the movie, this jerk should be played by Ray Liotta, who already did the same character in Martin Scorsese's Goodfellas.

Added 10:46 PM: Great column by Noah Feldman which explains why no court in America would uphold Donny Dipshit's power to pardon himself.

Headlines: Return of the Zombies

Washington Monthly, briefly, on why the GOP hasn't repealed Obamacare yet.

Republican voters have lost interest in wrecking the ACA as a top priority, according to Kos. If most of his voters aren't interested, then what is fucking Mitch McConnell's goddamned problem?

Donny Shitdrizzle asks his lawyers if it's okay for him to go ahead and pardon himself while he's pardoning his rotten spawn and everyone he brought with him to Washington as executive branch hired hands. This means he's stopped pretending he's the innocent victim of a witch hunt, and is now admitting that he's guilty as hell... which we already knew.

It's sickening to realize the Republican Party is made up almost entirely of people like those who enabled the rise of Adolf Hitler in Germany.