Random Dialing (Midweek means maniacs)

It's becoming obvious that we need to expand our concept of pest control. We have procedures for the extermination of cockroaches, fire ants, and rabid animals, but we're forced to tolerate constant insane crap from MAGA maniacs.

For about two months, the government of the United States has been incrementally damaged because the most useless shitass in the world won the last election with plenty of financial assistance from the most useless billionaire in America, F'Elon Mush. 

When Jumbo Dumbo was campaigning against Joe Biden, then later against MVP Kamala Harris, he made it clear that when he won in November, his priorities as Pussydent 47 would be getting revenge against all of his enemies, and collaborating with Russia by diminishing America's status as a world leader.

Last week's news was dominated by-

• Dumbo's plan for revenge against every member of the House Select Committee that investigated his election subversion on J6. He believes the members committed crimes by revealing multiple felonies that led to indictments against him. 
• Dumbo penalizing attorneys who participated in justifiable legal actions against him.
  
• Dumbo's punishment of citizens protesting against F'Elon Mush during demonstrations at Tesla showrooms, having new AG Bimbo Bondi prosecute them as domestic terrorists
• After issuing at least 1,500 pardons freeing convicted J6 felons, Dumbo wants to nullify the pardons Joe Biden issued to the J6 committee members before he left office (protecting them from persecution by the hair god). 
• The hair god may have lost support of John Roberts by demanding that MAGA maniacs in Congress impeach any federal judge blocking enforcement of his illegal executive orders. 

 PS: The hair god was successful as the host of a reality TV game show. As a politician, he's mainly known for his evil, ignorance, stupidity, corruption, incompetence, laziness, and mental illness. He's popular with people who loved his TV show, and that support enabled him to drag the entire Republican Party down to his level. Most (R)'s now proudly identify themselves as MAGA monkeys, and nobody who does that should serve in any government position (federal, state, or local).