A few million insane MAGA mooks were able to elect a waste of chicken manure who is obsessed with his personal magnificence and the eventual complete destruction of democracy in USA. We need to hope the mentally ill loser is removed from office soon.
Sunday, April 12, 2026
Friday, April 10, 2026
TRashdUMP Update
It isn't bad enough that Flabby Blabby #47 is lazy, ignorant, corrupt, incompetent, and mentally ill. He's filled important positions in executive branch departments with a horror movie of yahoos who are just as incapable and unqualified as he is, or maybe even worse.
Added 11:16 AM: Apparently Mrs. Flabby Blabby is preparing to unlock her door to the ultimate Golden Opportunity. MAGA Monkeys, get ready for the Don (Key) Dump temper tantrum that's probably inevitable.
Sunday, October 26, 2025
Sunday Signposts
Things learned this week by spending too much time online? From the late 18th century until the early 21st century, most Americans enjoyed living in the greatest nation on earth as part of their good fortune. Then, in the 25th year of the 21st century, a majority of American voters decided they would prefer to live in the sickest rotting stink-hole in the universe, while being controlled by some of the nastiest primates on the planet.
Wednesday, March 19, 2025
Random Dialing (Midweek means maniacs)
It's becoming obvious that we need to expand our concept of pest control. We have procedures for the extermination of cockroaches, fire ants, and rabid animals, but we're forced to tolerate constant insane crap from MAGA maniacs.
For about two months, the government of the United States has been incrementally damaged because the most useless shitass in the world won the last election with plenty of financial assistance from the most useless billionaire in America, F'Elon Mush.
When Jumbo Dumbo was campaigning against Joe Biden, then later against MVP Kamala Harris, he made it clear that when he won in November, his priorities as Pussydent 47 would be getting revenge against all of his enemies, and collaborating with Russia by diminishing America's status as a world leader.
Last week's news was dominated by-
- Dumbo's plan for revenge against every member of the House Select Committee that investigated his election subversion on J6. He believes the members committed crimes by revealing multiple felonies that led to indictments against him.
- Dumbo penalizing attorneys who participated in justifiable legal actions against him.
- Dumbo's punishment of citizens protesting against F'Elon Mush during demonstrations at Tesla showrooms, having new AG Bimbo Bondi prosecute them as domestic terrorists
- After issuing at least 1,500 pardons freeing convicted J6 felons, Dumbo wants to nullify the pardons Joe Biden issued to the J6 committee members before he left office (protecting them from persecution by the hair god).
- The hair god may have lost support of John Roberts by demanding that MAGA maniacs in Congress impeach any federal judge blocking enforcement of his illegal executive orders.
Saturday, February 22, 2025
Making Americans Groan Again (Part One)
It's a process that's developing very gradually, but as the first month of Pussydent 47A & 47B comes to an end, cracks are finally appearing in the MAGA foundation. Everything has to start somewhere, so any signs of weakening are encouraging.
A CBS News poll that was released a few weeks ago had Donkey Wrecked 'em (DJT code name) job approval at 53%, but also reported that only 45% of voters polled said they follow political news very closely. The remaining 55% follow the news somewhat, seldom or not at all. Many (most?) news sources have chosen to be favorable or neutral in their reporting regarding Pussydent 47A (Donkey Wrecked 'em) and Pussydent 47B (Elmo Mush) and the majority of voters are ambivalent in their interest. This environment isn't conducive to a rapid collapse of the MAGA Monster movement.
On the positive side,
- News stories about MAGA voters who now regret their votes for the Waste of Shit last November are increasing.
- More Republican politicos are openly criticizing Wrecked 'em's Project 2025 and foreign policy agenda
- Elmo Mush is being exposed as a fraud in negative news reporting.
- The Waste of Shit's performance rating is falling toward majority disapproval..
These developments should influence the way Wrecked 'em and MAGA are treated by the news media, and concurrently encourage voter concern regarding the intended destruction of American democracy by a MAGA movement that's working for the Russian government.
Friday, February 14, 2025
Valentine Day Mystery?
There's a ton of weird stuff happening in the current American political disaster, and one of the weirdest things is the official relationship between Don Key Wrecked 'Em and Elmo Muskrat Love, who appear to be operating as co-puzzidents. This is the kind of confusing, mysterious situation that hasn't ever occurred before, and the real question is this: Which one of them is doing the sucking, and which one is getting sucked? We might eventually learn the correct answer to that question, but for now, all we can do is hope this disgusting crap comes to a dead halt really soon. This is as bad as having no government at all, and probably even worse in some ways.
Sunday, January 26, 2025
Return of The Blob (Seventh Day)
After observing the damage he caused in his first week, it's obvious that a majority of Americans have had one or more bowel movements that would be better presidents than Pussydent 47 Don Old Hump.
Let's face reality: It takes a special kind of worthless fucking idiot to make the USA an enemy of Denmark.
The next time a disease, an epidemic, or a pandemic is killing thousands (possibly millions) of Americans, Pussydent 47 Hump probably hopes his interference with federal public health agencies means he won't be blamed for the results of his irresponsibility and incompetence.
Pussydent 47 just fired 12-15 federal Inspectors General, some of whom he had originally appointed himself. This action was illegal, but thanks to Smirking Sammy Alito, Boof Kavanaugh. Gorsucks, and Clearance Sale Thomas, Hump is convinced a law that applies to him has never been written or enacted.