Heads Spinning in TRashdUMP

The MAGA Monkey Movement (MMM) will be referred to as the TRashdUMP from now on, considering the total worthlessness of everyone pledging their allegiance to The Waste of Shit.

Joe's son, Hunter Biden, has been found guilty on three felony charges involving gun ownership. That's the main story this week, and the TRashdUMP is in a panic about it. So forget the Donald T. Disease bullshit about a DOJ conspiracy against him.

Another story getting attention this morning is TRashdUMP support for mandatory military service (previously known as the draft). That would be a slick move that should boost the under-30 male vote for Joe in November. 

Newt Gangrene was important a few decades ago, but now he's as useless as big dog shit smears on the soles of your bare feet. He was rotten to the core back then (and still is today when he attacks Kamala Harris). She's superior to Flabby Newt in thousands of ways, but many other people are too. 

Donald T. Disease conducted a bogus five-minute "press conference" at the Capitol today, and it was enough to make sane people puke. When the Waste of Shit tells the press that TRashdUMP loves America, he's lying. When he tells them they want to Make America Great Again, he means they want to restore traditional American lifestyles from 1860 or 1950.

Thumb-Sucking

"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms."

When I was a kid in elementary school, that little verse was used to tease, taunt or torment any other kids who were feeling sorry for themselves. I recalled it while I read about Dookiebird's latest (Not) Truth (Anti) Social self-pity session. For somebody who wants to be considered a tough guy, he whines too damned much. 

I think this crybaby routine should bore any people who aren't MAGA Magoos.

Q NOTES 1225: See You In Court

It seems like every other day, the waste of shit sends one or more of his lawyers to file assorted legal documents at a state or federal court, so I've decided he should now be referred to as  former so-called precedent (sic) Donny Sue.

Added 2:52 PM Monday: Something has happened to get Donny Sue all agitated and stirred up,  and the media speculation is that Jack Smith sent the waste of shit a letter notifying him that he's now officially a target in the federal investigation of the January 6th insurrection/coup attempt. People who followed Donny Sue's directions that day are being tried and sent to prison, so this is a hairier predicament than the Stormy Daniels hush money fiasco in terms of potential consequences.

Anyway, Donny Sue needs to be straightened out on one thing: Investigating him and indicting him for the many crimes he's committed isn't doing any damage whatsoever to America, and if he's convicted and doesn't win the 2024 election, it won't destroy the country at all. In fact, the opposite would be true. Putting Pig in prison for at least ten years would strengthen the nation and improve the psychological health of the vast majority of our citizens.

So hey Pig, get over yourself, asshole.

Booger vs Bo

Booger Barr is a worthless piece of shit. How worthless is he? Well, even Bo Sessions refused to go along with the idea that the U.S. Attorney General is the orange piss stain's personal lawyer.

When you're a worse piece of shit than Bo Sessions, you're not just scraping bottom. You're buried somewhere far below the bottom.

Subpoena City

Hell yes! Subpoena the rotten motherfucker and require him to testify under oath. If he refuses, lock his ass up.

Added Monday 25 March 12:09 PM: There are plenty of Democrats who were ready to surrender as soon as Donnie started gloating about the complete exoneration that never happened. Willingness to wave a white flag after the enemy fires six shots is a tendency shared by too many Democrats, and it's the main problem I have with them. That's why I appreciate an editorial in Politicus USA today.

Hasty Conclusions

Did the world just come to an end today? Maybe, maybe not. Here's a viewpoint that says it didn't.

ICE on the loose

There's something about the idea of renegade right-wing law enforcement officers that just makes me uncomfortable. The ones at ICE are pissing and moaning about the few remaining restrictions they have to deal with.