Books of revelations?

This morning, I've seen several reports concerning former so-called precedent Whuzzatsmell that were more encouraging than discouraging:

• The criminal trial that's underway was originally referred to as the hush money trial, but it's now becoming clearer that the case is really about stealing the 2016 election.
• Whuzzatsmell is in trouble in Pennsylvania, a state he probably must win to have a chance. In the PA primary yesterday, Nikki Haley, whose name was still on the ballot though she ended her campaign weeks ago, received roughly 17 percent of the vote. This is additional proof that Don Old's MAGA support is eroding.
• The Secret Service is apparently ready to coordinate with correction facility administrators on plans to protect Whuzzatsmell if he's locked up for continued violations of gag orders (or jury verdicts).
• The election that Joe won was definitely not rigged. The election that Whuzzatsmell won was the rigged election.
  

Thumb-Sucking

"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms."

When I was a kid in elementary school, that little verse was used to tease, taunt or torment any other kids who were feeling sorry for themselves. I recalled it while I read about Dookiebird's latest (Not) Truth (Anti) Social self-pity session. For somebody who wants to be considered a tough guy, he whines too damned much. 

I think this crybaby routine should bore any people who aren't MAGA Magoos.

Easter Thought

The road between Sociopath and Psychopath is short, and Mr Cheezy N. Sleazy has almost finished the trip. Joe has been keeping things moving along by piling loads of ridicule on Cheezy fairly often recently.

Midweek Mumbling Part II

Sometimes the real story isn't about the votes he got, but the votes he didn't get. In the Florida primary yesterday, Don Old Dookiebird received 81.2% of the vote, but the other 18.8% went to Nikki Haley, Ron DeSanitized, Christie and some others who were out of the race long ago. Can the Waste of Shit really afford to have nearly 20% of (R) voters against him, either staying home or voting for Joe?

Okay, anyone with common sense understands that if Don Old Dookiebird thought he could win the cases based on his innocence, he'd be doing everything possible to get all the trials started so he could take victory laps for the media until the election. Instead, he's relying on his usual games: delay, then some delay, and then more delay. The courts (especially Loose Cannon and the Extremes) seem ready to play the game with him.

Monday Show Biz Update

 At my house, watching the annual Academy Awards presentation is a tradition, even in recent years when we haven't seen any of the nominated movies. I'm glad we were still tuned in last night to see what should go down in Hollywood history as a classic Oscar moment. 

The Waste of Shit couldn't resist the urge to inflict himself on a ceremony that millions of people were seeing on TV around the world. He posted an extremely snotty critique of the host and the presentation itself on his sleazy truth (?) social media platform, making the kind of dumb move that stupid assholes are always making. Host Jimmy Kimmel, a professional, saw an easy opening for a great audience reaction and read the post verbatim on camera, then added his own reply that earned huge laughter as the crowd realized this was a real thing, not a stunt.

The beauty of the moment was that Don Old Slump considers himself a TV star, and then he was being ridiculed and scornfully laughed at by a theater full of the kind of people whose acceptance he craves. Fuck him and his MAGA Magoos.

Sunday's Fun Day

Since there's very little important political news over the weekend, I use my internet time on Sunday to watch short video clips of the Sick Fuck, Dooky Toadfartz, having some type of mental glitch while he's trying to read a teleprompter to a rally audience or just spazzing out while he's trying to ad lib a series of lies.

If you voted for Dooky Toadfartz both times, and believe that people who skip attending church on Sunday morning should be arrested, there's a good chance you'll qualify to be considered a christian (sic) nationalist.

Since D. Toadfartz knows he's completely innocent of all felony charges against him, he should be enthusiastic about getting his trials started so that he will be exonerated and can then spend the remainder of his life doing the winner dance and taking victory laps. Wouldn't you think?