Sunday, April 12, 2026

Just Make Him Stop

A few million insane MAGA mooks were able to elect a waste of chicken manure who is obsessed with his personal magnificence and the eventual complete destruction of democracy in USA. We need to hope the mentally ill loser is removed from office soon.

Friday, April 10, 2026

TRashdUMP Update

 It isn't bad enough that Flabby Blabby #47 is lazy, ignorant, corrupt, incompetent, and mentally ill. He's filled important positions in executive branch departments with a horror movie of yahoos who are just as incapable and unqualified as he is, or maybe even worse.

Added 11:16 AM: Apparently Mrs. Flabby Blabby is preparing to unlock her door to the ultimate Golden Opportunity. MAGA Monkeys, get ready for the Don (Key) Dump temper tantrum that's probably inevitable.

Sunday, October 26, 2025

Sunday Signposts

Things learned this week by spending too much time online? From the late 18th century until the early 21st century, most Americans enjoyed living in the greatest nation on earth as part of their good fortune. Then, in the 25th year of the 21st century, a majority of American voters decided they would prefer to live in the sickest rotting stink-hole in the universe, while being controlled by some of the nastiest primates on the planet.

Tuesday, October 7, 2025

Assigned Total Value $0.00

I have no way to know for sure, but purely for the sake of discussion and to make a point, let's assume that Flabby Blabby 47 has added 4,000 people like Stephen Miller, Kash Patel, Pamela Bondi, Tulsi Gabbard, Pete Hegseth, Kristi Noem, RFK Jr, Russell Vought, and Speaker Mike Johnson to salaried positions of authority in the three branches of the federal government, but the only reason they were rated as qualified for their positions is their loyalty & devotion to F.B. 47 and their eagerness to help him completely destroy American democracy.

The point of this commentary is that Flabby Blabby and 4,000 loyal trash haulers have the accumulated value of 4,001 burlap bags, each containing a mixture of rat farts and rattlesnake poop.

PS: He didn't hire them, but we can add John Roberts, Smirking Sammy Alito, and Clearance Sale Thomas to the assortment of Flabbo's worthless MAGA mooks & democracy destroyers.

Friday, September 26, 2025

Filling Up Blank Space (Friday edition)

Fatty 47 has taken up the habit of saying that liberals (Democrats) are problems because of their very low IQ's. This is more essential proof that Fatty 47 is the stupidest fool and worst person who ever lived in the White House. He should be removed from office because he isn't qualified to handle the duties and makes the USA appear ridiculous to the rest of the world.

Updated 10:25 AM Sunday 9/28: How stupid can things get? Flabby Blabby 47 believes the entire MAGA nation is just as foolish all the time as he is.

Sunday, September 14, 2025

America's Most-Loved Reality Show

Since reality television shows are the only things in the world Porky 47 understands and has a slight idea how to produce, (and since nearly everyone who votes for him is usually glued to Fox News on a TV set), the job of President of the United States has been redesigned as a weird TV reality show appealing to low-info people of voting age, and generating huge audience ratings by keeping them entertained with the behavior of a psychopath.

To guarantee the show's success, every Republican in Congress or a management position in a government office at the local, state or federal level is required to emulate the behavior of the show's star and build him up for the millions watching him on the tube by being just like him (an egotistical, ignorant, selfish sociopath, i.e., popular like TRashdUMP, the show's star).

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

My photo
The less you know, the happier we'll both be.

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