Thursday, August 4, 2022

Q NOTES # 872: Nazism News

American neo-Nazis are openly trying to remodel Idaho into a haven for the sort of lowlifes who believe Hitler had the right idea. Meanwhile, the prime minister of Hungary, some waste of shit named Viktor Orban, is shoving his country in the same direction. Orban and Waste of Shit #1 formed a kind of mutual admiration society, so it's no surprise that Orban is a guest speaker at the CPAC convention in Dallas today, trying to promote the concept of his Nazis and U.S. Nazis working together to achieve the kind of results Hitler would appreciate if he was still around. The CPAC shitpokes are loving it, too. Standing ovations? Really?

For some reason, I can't escape the idea that eight years of Barack Obama in the White House was enough to push Trumplickans past the point of no return.

Little Dick Cheney steps up to defend daughter Liz with this factual statement:

 “In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump.” Dick Cheney

Thursday, July 28, 2022

Q NOTES # 865: Constant Crapola Continues

Crooks & Liars reports on Waste of Shit #1's latest attempt to intimidate the world around him. He's threatening a lawsuit against CNN for their repeated use of the term Big Lie when discussing his obsession with getting his ass kicked in 2020. According to his lawyers - deep in his warped mind, Huey Uranus actually believes all that ridiculous crap about stolen elections, so technically he can't be telling a big lie. This may be the platform for his defense after he commits perjury in future testimony in cases brought by the Department of Justice, the New York AG, or the Fulton County/Georgia DA. (He personally believes what he said, so legally, it must be the truth).

I used to have a dog with a disgusting habit. When I took him out for his walk, he couldn't pass another dog's droppings on the sidewalk without sniffing them, then maybe eating some. I had to yank on his leash to stop that sickening activity, and I began to think of him as my craphound. When I refer to Huey Uranus as craphound, that's the backstory: If Huey believes turds on the sidewalk are dessert, legally, they are.

On the topic of constant crapola, Hannjob over at Fox News claims that craphound is something like a superhero because he survived a more deadly strain of COVID than the one Joe dealt with this week. We're reminded again that Fox News is in the business of entertaining a few million of the most ignorant yahoos in America, and News has nothing to do with it.

Huey Uranus is prone to mood swings.

Thursday, July 21, 2022

Q NOTES # 858: Hearing Pending

Joe has tested positive for COVID, but is apparently experiencing mild symptoms. I guess that's a bad news, good news situation.

The next prime time extravaganza produced by the House Select J6 Committee will be on MSNBC in a few hours, and I expect to watch most of it. We've seen nearly all of the previous seven public hearings. Committee chairman Bennie Thompson is also on the positive COVID test roster.

Like all other Trumplickans, Kevin McCarthy is a waste of both shit and oxygen. He told Fox News (Hannity) that Americans would be more receptive to the fairness of the process if a bunch of Trumplickans were participating as committee members. Kevin is incapable of keeping up with what's happening: The people he'd want on the committee are subjects of the investigation, or should be.

Secret Service > destruction of evidence > criminal investigation. This trail of damage and debris that Huey Uranus left behind him is no mere coincidence.

All right, this is obviously not the ultimate solution to a serious problem with U.S.  presidential elections, but I'll concede it's an adequate first small step in the right direction. If it had been in effect in 2020, we might be better off today. Maybe.

Added 11:18 PM: After this presentation of the evidence, I'll start referring to the fat waste of shit as Dereliction Duhmp.

Saturday, July 16, 2022

Q NOTES # 853: Possibilities?

At least one knowledgeable person is making the case that Hairdo Duhmp could be reasonably charged with multiple counts of involuntary manslaughter, based on his reckless behavior that resulted in several deaths on January 6th. I think everything should remain on the table until Duhmp begins self-imposed permanent exile in Russia.

Daily Kos @ Is there a possible connection between the deleted (missing) Secret Service text messages, and the possible abduction of Mike Pence by SS agents on January 6th (which might have made the coup a success)? 

More Daily Kos @ Isn't the death of Ivana Duhmp, mother of evil spawn, conveniently timed for the Hairdo (depositions postponed)?

Monday, July 11, 2022

Q NOTES # 848: Justice Served

It now appears that every one of Steve (Pigsty) Bannon's pathetic stunts has failed, and he will still be prosecuted by DOJ.

For the record and the sake of accuracy, the Proud Boys aren't "boys" and they haven't got a damned thing to be proud about. 

Added 6:46 PM Tuesday: Revealed by Liz Cheney late in today's seventh televised hearing, Donnie Duhmp has decided to add witness tampering to his growing list of violations. Is this a matter of (a) really believing laws don't apply to him, or (b) desperation, or (c) no longer giving a fuck about his future?

Wednesday, July 6, 2022

Q NOTES # 843: More Mid-Week Mumbling

Lovely little Lindsey Graham, who wastes inordinate amounts of time and energy sniffing Huey Hairdo's butt, made still another serious error in judgment when he decided to mess with the 2020 election in Georgia. Now that he's been issued a subpoena by the special Fulton Co. grand jury, little Lindsey wants to fight it based on his position on the Senate judiciary committee. There's something wrong with this picture.

The governor of Mississippi is proud that the supreme (sic) court decision abolishing abortion rights was piggybacked on a Mississippi state statute. This repulsive slug brags that his state is creating a Culture of Life. Ask yourself: Would you really want to LIVE in a shithole like Mississippi? 

Well, isn't this special? A right-wing religious nut whose organization moves a steady stream of litigation through the supreme (sic) court also meets with a group of her favorite supreme judges (sic) for periodic prayer rituals. The group includes includes Smug Sammy and Clearance Sale (and the late Fat Tony Scalia). If Boof, Gorsucks and the Handmaid aren't in the clique now, it shouldn't be long until they are. This seems like an impeachable conflict of interest, and if it isn't, it should be.

Texas under Greg Abutt is a few microscopic units better than Mississippi, but the latest plan to deal with the massacres of teachers and students in schools? Would you believe about $50,000,000 worth of bulletproof shields for security officers?

We need a lot more Republicans like these ten, and no Trumplickans at all. 

Good advice: When in doubt, Democrats should follow Kamala's lead.

You can keep your culture of life, Bubba.

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

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The less you know, the happier we'll both be.

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