Saturdazed Snips

It's been colder than hell this morning, making it a good time to piddle around on the internet, scanning liberal web pages for interesting items.

In the 2020 election, about 74,224,000 fools voted for Dimwit Dipshit. If every one of them just donated a measly $10.00, he would have more than enough to pay what he owes in New York state and the E. Jean Carroll defamation case damages. 

• Letitia James, the New York AG. 
• Fani Willis, the DA in Fulton County, Georgia. 
• Kamala Harris, the Vice President of the US. 
  

These three women probably appear regularly in Dipshit's nightmares, which may explain why he doesn't sleep at night. If everything goes as hoped, Judge Tanya Chutkan of the U.S. District Court in Washington D.C. will join those three on our list of powerful women who terrify Dipshit's useless ass.

Dipshit accused The Lincoln Project of using AI technology in ads showing him looking confused and demented. It was a false accusation, so they responded by using AI to produce an ad depicting the late Fred Trump describing his son Donald as a worthless failure. It's a must-see online video. 

Dipshit has announced that if his appeal doesn't nullify the penalties imposed in the civil fraud case, New York will cease to exist because everyone will move away. To him, that's what happens when the most important person on earth doesn't get his way. 

Added 7:06 PM Saturday: Based on a few articles I read this evening, Dimwit Dipshit's New York fraud case penalties total about $354,860,000, with interest due @ $98,600,000, for a total of $453,460,000. In the E. Jean Carroll defamation case, his damages total roughly $88,000,000. Add it all together and it comes to about $541,460,000. Dimwit Dipshit brags that he has about $400,000,000 available, so his shortfall is in the 142 million bucks neighborhood.

Q Notes, Day 115

We're in roughly the middle of the summer, and it's time to start thinking about the beginning of the new school year. This is a matter of personal interest to me because I'm related to so many people who are public school teachers or students. It's too soon to know how school reopening will be handled in Texas, but one thing is certain: Donald Shunk should not be allowed to have any role in the decision-making at all.

We should hope that taxpayers and voters in every school district demand accountability from state and local officials making decisions that will impact their families and communities, and won't settle for Donny Shunk FUBAR 2.0.

The Lincoln Project knows how to do this stuff.  

Getting Rafael (Ted) Cruz Fired

My bro and I were discussing these ads, and whether or not they're going viral on social media. The ad on top has been viewed over 1,000,000 times on YouTube alone.

Farmer Donnie

David Corn @ Mother Jones discusses ways that Michael Cohen might figure into Farmer Donnie's problems with the law. Recommended.

On the topic of Donnie dressed up like his idea of good common people, there's a nice piece at No More Mister Nice Blog on the concept of mandatory southernness. I was born in the south, never lived further north than Lawton, Oklahoma, and I'm personally a lot less impressed with southern people now than I was at age 10 or 11. Maybe it's because so many red states are in the south.

Must-See TeeCee

Senator Rafael Cruz believes non-Christians have too much power? 

Tards

Holy shit. Are you fucking kidding me? These are COLLEGE students?

Carolyn's Fingers

The song is called Carolyn's Fingers, performed by Cocteau Twins, released in 1988. One of those songs I've played about 100 times. For years, I thought the lyrics were being sung in French. Can only be fully appreciated when listening through headphones.

Grilled Hagel (SNL Version)

This was not shown on Saturday Night Live. It was probably because of that part about the donkey.

Brilliant Political Strategies, Part II

PNAC

High Velocity

For several years I've been mildly fascinated by those .50 caliber rifles used by military snipers. Today, I saw a short video that cranked my interest up a notch. The video was sent as an e-mail attachment by a guy named Joe who was my pal in 6th grade. He sold me a European rabbit when we were boys. I named the rabbit Ozzie, and Ozzie outlived the friendship with Joe.

Anyway, my name is on Joe's contact list of members of our high school graduation class, which is how I happened to get this clip. It runs about 35 seconds in all. As it begins, a marksman is sighting in on an iron target about 100 yards down range. He fires, the round ricochets off the target, hits the ground a few yards in front of the marksman, bounces, and clips the earmuffs he's wearing. All of this occurs in two seconds elapsed time. If the ricochet had deflected a few inches differently, the sniper might've received a head wound from his own shot. I was listening through headphones... in two seconds, I hear the rifle fired, the clang as the round hits metal, the whine as the ricochet comes back uprange, and the pop as it hits the shooter.

Ricky Retardo's brain fart

NOTE: UNFORTUNATELY CNBC HAS EXERCISED ITS COPYRIGHT AUTHORITY AND THE INCRIMINATING VIDEO DEPICTING THE IDIOT FROM TEXAS IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE.

Another awesome intellectual display from the longest-serving governor in Texas history. Where's George W. Bush when we fucking need him ?

Perrito's mother and daddy were interviewed by an AP reporter and claimed that America needs this asshole in the White House. Even his parents should know better than that.

Reminders of the Sixties

This afternoon I was skimming through the Salon website and came across the link to a video called Hot Chicks of Occupy Wall Street. The title stirred my curiosity, and while I was watching the video I was reminded of the social movements that were going on in the country during my college years. The tea party hasn't produced anything to match what I saw in the video.

An idea whose time has come

I'm fairly sure this video is intended to be satirical, but I've known people who look, talk, and think like the ones discussing the commercial possibilities of restoring conservatism to Christianity. In other words, this would be funnier if it weren't so true to life.

The diabolical plot against America

This is a summary of what real Americans are up against these days. Two minutes and 49 seconds of educational video, designed to help us understand the enemy.

A little Saturday Sarah

Watch the video here. Sixty-one seconds of inspiring patriotism. A bewildered nation is overwhelmed with gratitude --- although it's possible Sarah paid for this one herself.

R is for Republican, Rush, and Ronnie

It can be summed up with three R words: R stands for Republicans, Rush, and Reagan. The present Republican icon is Rush, but the icon of bygone glory days, Ronald Reagan, wields even more influence than Limbaugh among people whose heads are up their asses and who want to live in the past. This item in the Dallas Morning News illustrates the point as well as anything I've seen recently. Only among numbskull conservative Texans would shit like this matter.

Rick Perry, who started life as a Democrat but found his proper home in the GOP, is distinguished among conservative lowlifes in Texas by his combination of incompetence and ambition. Rarely does an individual with such stunning limitations strive to do so much, and mostly it's bad. The developing mess at Texas A&M University is typical of what happens when a dipshit like Ricardo is given the power to appoint political hacks like Mike McKinney and Don McLeroy to positions of authority.

I expect anyone who watches this video clip will see some strong similarities between Ricardo and W, the last guy who had that mix of incompetence and ambition.

And now, in the world of sports...

YouTube - Sarah Palin Retro Sports Report!

I kept thinking there was something about Spaylin that seemed familiar, and thanks to Huffington Post the mystery is solved. In 1988, Sweet Pea was the sports reporter for station KTUU in Anchorage, Alaska. Now I recognize her as the epitome of every hot chick doing news, weather, or sports on a local television channel. Truthfully, I think Pea found her calling and should've stuck with it. Someone once told me everything that's ever happened in the history of the world can be found on the internet, and with the help of YouTube we can still marvel at Sarah Sportsgal in all her glory. Somehow, I just knew that babe had "media" written all over her.