Since reality television shows are the only goddam things in the world that Porky 47 comprehends and has the slightest idea how to do, and since nearly everyone who votes for him is usually glued to Fox News on a TV set, the office of President of the United States has been redesigned as a TV reality show that appeals to low-info people of voting age, and can generate huge viewer ratings by keeping them entertained.
To guarantee the show's success, every Republican in Congress or a management position in a government office at the local, state or federal level is required to emulate the conduct of the show's star, and build him up for the millions watching him on the tube by being just like him (an egotistical, ignorant, selfish liar).
Be popular, be like Mister President.
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