Showing posts with label Tweety. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tweety. Show all posts

Thursday, September 5, 2019

Close the doors and lock 'em

Right-wingers in charge of shaping opinions are suggesting there may be a consolation prize waiting if Donny Guano loses the 2020 election: He'll still rule the (R) party because he has millions of dimwits and lowlifes following him on Twitter.

What Donny won't have, of course, is absolute immunity from prosecution, veto power, and control of the Executive Branch of the federal government. That should count for something.

The best thing that could happen in 2020 is a clean sweep by the (D)s that gives them the White House and majorities in both the House and Senate. I've traditionally preferred divided government, but Moscow Mitch turned me against that concept all by himself. The second best thing would be the total elimination of social media access for Donny and every member of his rotten family, starting with a permanent Twitter lockout within 12 hours after his election defeat is announced.

Sunday, July 21, 2019

In a nutshell-

Just read the following tweet on the Internet (and couldn't have said it better myself):
Attacking “coastal elites” when u live in a Nyc penthouse and shit in an actual gold toilet in between rounds of golf at your namesake country club, while convincing ignorant white people that you care about them, is the single greatest con job act of snake oil salesmanship ever.

Monday, June 19, 2017

Tweets worth reading (for a change)

I wasn't ever interested in Star Trek, so I wasn't familiar with this guy George Takei until a few months ago, when his Twitter posts started showing up everywhere I looked. I wish I wrote as well as he does. His Twitter comments are worth reading, unlike those of Donnie Two Scoops and other GOP piss rags who use social media.

This one recently got my attention:
The universe doesn't joke around. The officer who saved bigoted, homophobic Rep. Steve Scalise during baseball practice was a black lesbian.

Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

My photo
The less you know, the happier we'll both be.

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