Friday, January 26, 2024

Friday Morning Update

There was a lot of chatter on the internet yesterday about the RNC announcing that Donny Diaperful would be designated the official MAGA Maggot nominee for 2024, and the 48 remaining Republican primaries would be cancelled. At the time, it was unclear whether the RNC leadership had reached this decision independently or had been pressured into it by D. Diaperful.

The matter has been clarified somewhat. Whenever Donny does something totally stupid that immediately blows up in his face, he pretends that he had nothing to do with the original stupid move. He's what my New York grandfather used to call "hen dirt" when referring to chicken droppings.

Updated 2:14 PM Friday: Donny Diaperful, being somewhere on the scale between a sociopath and a psychopath, likes to bully and beat up on women, but he can't handle women who are tougher than he is. Nikki Haley was extremely passive in the early phase of the MAGA campaign, never trying to explain why she would be a better president than the ugly toad who refused to participate in the debates. That probably caused the waste of shit to underestimate her as an opponent. From a Democratic perspective, it will help the country if Haley stays in the race, driving the waste of shit crazy and exposing his weaknesses as she did in Iowa and New Hampshire.

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