Monday, Monday

 I'll probably be cooped up in the house today, although the updated weather forecast is substantially better than the one I saw before I went to bed last night, predicting potentially damaging winds and enough rain to cause flooding.

There's an interesting argument at Daily Kos supporting Joe's decision to continue as the Democratic nominee: Several states that Joe won in 2020 (Georgia, Nevada and Wisconsin) would be lost to the Democrats in November thanks to various state laws regulating candidate replacements and ballot changes.

One of the most critical political matters hasn't received nearly as much media coverage as it needs: the TRashdUMP's connection to the Heritage Foundation's fascist agenda (Project 2025). Picture the lunatics planning the end of American democracy wearing those red armbands with the black swastikas on them.

For months, most voters had never heard of Project 2025, but a leader of this conspiracy showed up for a podcast interview to promote his baby, and got enough media reaction that the waste of shit, aka Donnie Dog Sass, soon protested that he knew little or nothing about Project 2025. 

It's easy to recognize the darkest, deadliest, most dangerous Dog Sass plots: those he claims he knows nothing about and has never been involved in. Since nearly every word from his mouth is a damned lie, his denials should be a flashing red Danger Ahead warning to patriotic Americans.

If being ridiculed for stupidity was fatal, suspected drag queen Empty Greene would have been cremated long ago.

Midweek Mumbling

 Back in 2015, when he decided to begin his political career in the most powerful government position of them all, Donald 91 Felony Counts (D91FC) was a TV reality show celebrity with no political experience at all. He didn't know a damned thing about how to be a U.S. president, so he just twisted the office into something he understood - another fifth-rate TV reality show. He continued playing his TV show character for the entertainment of his fans, most of whom are mentally defective and easily manipulated.

Since he lacks any true leadership skills, Mongo Weirdo (D91FC) acquires all his power in the MAGA party from the unnatural hold he has on his zombie cult. Any time Mongo farts or belches, most congressional MAGAs run for cover to avoid annoying him and suffering his revenge.

That's why a bipartisan Senate border control bill that satisfied most (or all) of the (R) conditions is being tossed, and why Joe Biden is going to make sure voters realize that Congress will be dysfunctional as long as MAGA muppets are controlled by their fear of D91FC and the zombies.

Border Wars & Rebellion, Continued...

Republicans should eventually realize that MAGA needs them a lot more than they need him. When it finally happens, the maids will be cleaning blobs of Donny Diaperful off the walls after his head explodes.

What used to be one of two major political parties, representing the conservative political philosophy, has been twisted and deformed by a mental case into a mess representing nothing other than unlimited loyalty and devotion to a single psychopath. That should make it obvious that in the United States, the choice now boils down to Democratic or dictatorship. Since Iowa and New Hampshire voters demonstrated that nearly half of them prefer anybody else to the waste of shit, it should be interesting to see how voters react after the RNC bows before him and cancels primaries in the other 48 states. 

In the (only) two primaries, more than 40% of the votes in each state went to someone other than the waste of shit. Suppose that after he's anointed and the remaining states aren't allowed to vote for someone other than Diaperful, about 35 percent of (R) voters decide not to vote in November instead of voting for the guy they didn't want. 

Friday Fart Noises

The end-of-week political news features an assortment of good news and bad news items. The bad news first:

• Former Rep. Liz Cheney is warning that the USA is sleepwalking into a nightmare of fascist rule. Porky Pisswig isn't even trying to hide the goal for his regime after he wins the 2024 election. The current federal government will be reshuffled and every federal job will eventually be filled with MAGA assholes whose loyalty will be to Herr Hair God (and fuck the Constitution). The Hair God's agenda will be 95 percent getting revenge against everybody who's making his life difficult now, and the other five percent will be using his position as dictator to enrich himself.
• Good news: A federal appeals court has ruled the Hair God is not immune from being sued for his part in the January 6th insurrection. Let the trials begin.
• Enjoy: California Gov. Gavin Newsom destroyed Ronny D. Meatballs in a televised debate on Fox News.
• Former Rep. George Santos, who has all the charm of a bucket of vomit, has been expelled from Congress. That's good news and will be better if it's a start.
• Porky Pisswig wants the world to believe that he enjoyed infinite immunity from prosecution for any offense because he was a so-called precedent (sic). Wrong again, Porky (about 400 pounds of pure evil).
  

Spread the News

Rachel Maddow has been performing a valuable service for several years by discussing issues that don't get mentioned by many of the more prominent media outlets. For example, she recently reported that Donny Dipshit is blatantly announcing his intention to use his second term to make his power permanent by replacing American democracy with fascist authoritarianism (what some are referring to as his Turd Reich). He's obviously doing this openly to establish that he already has absolute personal control of one of the two major political parties. 

The time has arrived for national media coverage of the waste of shit to focus exclusively on the many reasons he's too mentally ill and psychologically unstable to hold any government office, especially the one he's after.