More Fridazed Fart Noises

Let's be honest here: If Porky Pisshat really believed he had absolute immunity while he was the so-called precedent (sic), wouldn't he be pressuring the Extreme Court to affirm it, instead of urging them to slow-walk Jack Smith's appeal?

Something that can be predicted with 100% certainty is this: Whenever one or more MAGA maggots are caught doing something stupid, corrupt, or illegal, their immediate reaction is to accuse one or more Democrats of doing whatever they themselves have just been caught doing. Therefore, Pisshat (the main maggot) is now calling Joe Biden an insurrectionist.

After getting nearly all the blame for MAGA Monkey election flops in recent years, now Ronna McDaniel has been sucked down into Porky Pisshat's cesspool of 2020 election tampering too. 

Decent normal people who are comfortable with the United States the way it has been during their lifetimes need to research Agenda 47 and Project 2025 and get a serious understanding of what exactly Porky Pisshat has planned for them if he wins in 2024. 

An introduction to Project 2025 @ pbs.org outlines how Porky Pisshat plans to personally become the American government himself.

Update 4:38 PM with latest news: My gut feeling is that if there were five solid votes supporting Pisshat's position on precedential (sic) absolute immunity, the Extremes would have jumped on the case and shut down the prosecution(s) now. I may be proven wrong, but I expect the D.C. circuit court of appeals will promptly affirm what we already know (no immunity). When Pisshat files his immediate appeal, the Extremes will respond exactly as they did in 2020 when they refused to hear his appeals of state court verdicts in all those bogus election fraud cases.

Q NOTES # 786: Mumbling Continues

Worthless political hack Greg Abutt must be feeling pressure because he's trying every tired old stunt in the Trumplickan repertoire. Today it's using tax dollars to fund private school religious indoctrination vouchers. Minimizing public education is a goal in most red states because if there's anything those assholes understand, it's that an educated population of interested, informed voters spells trouble for them on election day. 

It's a fading memory now, but there were a few moments after the failed insurrection on January 6th, 2021, when a handful of Trumplickans seemed to be disturbed by the mess Donald Kunk had created for them. Unfortunately, sensible behavior is always a fleeting thing with that bunch of worthless assholes.

The House passed a bill today authorizing additional $40,000,000,000 in aid to Ukraine, and all 57 votes against passage were Trumplickans. Nearly every name we'd expect to see there is on the list of those opposed, including the cockroach who "represents" my district. PS: The Senate vote on this package is being delayed by petulant putz Rand Paul, another Putin ally in Congress.

Updated 3:54 PM Thursday: The House 1/6 committee has issued subpoenas to five of the biggest trump humpers in the joint. Expect the usual resistance since all five are guilty as hell of seditious conspiracy. Making sure they look guilty as hell to voters in November works too.

God could end a lot of our damned problems by telling evangelical Trumplickan lunatics the voice they think they hear is not his voice, and knock that shit off or else.

Q NOTES # 701: Valentine's Day

On this particular day, it's appropriate to find that former guy Donnie Pudd is still deeply attracted to Vladimir Putin, albeit in a creepy, unnatural way. I doubt this obsessive affection is reciprocal.