For some reason, the toad god smears a lot of orange grease all over his face, then dyes his hair to match the color of his piss. He misunderstood what Russians were telling him and didn't realize Pootin' actually just wanted him kept around as an available dick tooter.
Seriously, is there anything else he's good for?
It's a process that's developing very gradually, but as the first month of Pussydent 47A & 47B comes to an end, cracks are finally appearing in the MAGA foundation. Everything has to start somewhere, so any signs of weakening are encouraging.
A CBS News poll that was released a few weeks ago had Donkey Wrecked 'em (DJT code name) job approval at 53%, but also reported that only 45% of voters polled said they follow political news very closely. The remaining 55% follow the news somewhat, seldom or not at all. Many (most?) news sources have chosen to be favorable or neutral in their reporting regarding Pussydent 47A (Donkey Wrecked 'em) and Pussydent 47B (Elmo Mush) and the majority of voters are ambivalent in their interest. This environment isn't conducive to a rapid collapse of the MAGA Monster movement.
On the positive side,
These developments should influence the way Wrecked 'em and MAGA are treated by the news media, and concurrently encourage voter concern regarding the intended destruction of American democracy by a MAGA movement that's working for the Russian government.
There's a ton of weird stuff happening in the current American political disaster, and one of the weirdest things is the official relationship between Don Key Wrecked 'Em and Elmo Muskrat Love, who appear to be operating as co-puzzidents. This is the kind of confusing, mysterious situation that hasn't ever occurred before, and the real question is this: Which one of them is doing the sucking, and which one is getting sucked? We might eventually learn the correct answer to that question, but for now, all we can do is hope this disgusting crap comes to a dead halt really soon. This is as bad as having no government at all, and probably even worse in some ways.
It's brutally cold outdoors, so I've pissed most of this Wednesday away by skimming through the headlines at the liberal alternate media (LAM) websites. The news item that's being discussed today at most of them is the desperation move by Demented Don Old, begging the corrupted Extreme Court to block the hearing scheduled by Judge Merchan for Friday, which will complete the unconditional sentencing of the Toad God on the 34 felony convictions in the Manhattan hush money case.
The waste of shit is basing his appeal on the Extremes' earlier pussydential (sic) immunity ruling. His problem is that none of the 34 felony convictions were linked to official pussydential (sic) duties. When he committed the 34 felonies, he wasn't a pussydent (sic). He just wanted to be one.
What an ignorant asshole.
The Waste o' Shit was hosting another of those wretched pep rallies at some burg in Pennsylvania, when something that sounded like fireworks going off caused a brief panic, because the Secret Service reacted as though a sniper was firing at Donny Dookie Bird. I won't be surprised if this event turns out to be as phony as Dookie Bird's hairstyle, something staged to add a little excitement to the permanent W/S reality TV show that can also be repurposed into a neat fundraising scam.
Another of the many thousands of ways Joe is a better man than Dookie Bird: When he attacks the W/S during a campaign speech, everything Joe says about him is completely true. When the W/S attacks Joe at a MAGA pep rally or in an Untrue Antisocial midnight rant, everything he says is a got-dam lie.
At my house, watching the annual Academy Awards presentation is a tradition, even in recent years when we haven't seen any of the nominated movies. I'm glad we were still tuned in last night to see what should go down in Hollywood history as a classic Oscar moment.
The Waste of Shit couldn't resist the urge to inflict himself on a ceremony that millions of people were seeing on TV around the world. He posted an extremely snotty critique of the host and the presentation itself on his sleazy truth (?) social media platform, making the kind of dumb move that stupid assholes are always making. Host Jimmy Kimmel, a professional, saw an easy opening for a great audience reaction and read the post verbatim on camera, then added his own reply that earned huge laughter as the crowd realized this was a real thing, not a stunt.
The beauty of the moment was that Don Old Slump considers himself a TV star, and then he was being ridiculed and scornfully laughed at by a theater full of the kind of people whose acceptance he craves. Fuck him and his MAGA Magoos.
