Filling Up Blank Space (Friday edition)

Fatty 47 has developed the habit of saying liberals (Democrats) are problems because of their very low IQ's. This is more essential proof that Fatty 47 is the stupidest fool and worst person who ever lived in the White House. He should be removed from office because he isn't qualified to handle the duties and makes the USA appear ridiculous to the rest of the world.

Updated 10:25 AM Sunday 9/28: How stupid can things get? Flabby Blabby 47 believes the entire MAGA nation is just as foolish all the time as he is.

Sunday's No Fun Day

Some of the memories from my days as an elementary school pupil involve classroom emphasis on patriotism and the stuff we were required to memorize, like the pledge of allegiance, the national anthem, the Texas state song, and at least the first verses of two popular patriotic songs ("America the Beautiful" and "God Bless America").

After reading the current political news reporting this morning, my immediate thought was that god (sic) is no longer blessing America. He (or She) stopped giving a shit about this place last November during the 2024 campaign. Now we're totally on our own.

More Nightmare News (Part 3)

As discussed repeatedly before now, the only success The Donhole ever enjoyed was his tenure as a reality show performer on network television. When he was a TV star, he could grab anything he wanted. His natural impulse as a malignant narcissist is to reconfigure his whole life as just another TV reality show, which should explain why he wants to fill his cabinet with unqualified assholes who also have experience as TV celebrities.

The only way MAGA Maggots can survive as a political party is to prevent most voters from becoming intelligent, well-informed citizens able to recognize bullshit when they see it. The Donhole is easily the stupidest dipshit that ever held the office of U.S. Pussydent (sic), and he couldn't have done it without armies of brain-dead goobers and yahoos voting in red state shitholes like Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma and Texas. MAGA Maggots desperately want to destroy the Department of Education as a significant part of the federal government.

Some news that's fun for a change? Yeah, there's a little. Big states like California are home to many, many voters so it takes a while to count all their votes accurately. Apparently, the national tabulations are complete now, and The Donhole's self-proclaimed mandate has dissipated, For the third (and final) time, he's been unable to surpass the 50% mark in the popular vote. Over half of the voting population probably hates his sorry ass.

Additional Nightmare News (Part 2)

Remember that The Donhole is controlled by Vladimir Putin and the Russian government, so he'll devote the next four years to the destruction of the United States as one of the dominant nations in the world. Putin will be thrilled.

 The Donhole thinks he can just create new departments in the Executive Branch of the federal government and put his billionaire buddies, Musk Rat and Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong, on the payroll. Add this to the list of Reasons to Hate the Motherfucker.

How about Matt Gaetz as the next Attorney General, running the Justice Department? The Donhole is just trying to rub shit in our faces now.

The Donhole hasn't even begun, much less finished, his second term, and he's already hinting that he might want a third one. He does shit like this to hog the media spotlight. 

Putin is confirming what was already suspected: Russia interfered in the 2024 election to help The Donhole win, and Putin now expects him to fully comply with the forthcoming blackmail terms and conditions

Someone should explain the meaning of "mandate" to the Donhole. 

As far as the Donhole is concerned, being the Pussydent (sic) is just his latest TV reality show that's on all day and all night all the time. Now he's adding much more slapstick comedy to the show's format. 

Some good news: Rick Scott of Florida will not be the next Senate Majority leader, and MAGA members are throwing screaming fits as a result.

Q NOTES # 682

It isn't exactly great news, but it's still a relief to learn that Justice Stephen Breyer has decided to retire from the Supreme Court, giving Joe and a Democratic Senate an opportunity to secure his seat for a few decades. Great news would be that Clarence Thomas was forced to resign his seat for misconduct.

A quick look at today's news updates confirms that trump bumpkins are always seeking solutions to problems that only exist in their deranged imaginations (teaching CRT in public schools, rigged elections, social diversity, public opposition to theocracy or autocracy, etc). Unfortunately, they have no interest at all in solving problems that actually make life worse in the real world.

In fact, the surest solution to real problems that make our lives worse would be ridding federal, state and local governments of trump bumpkins completely.  

Q NOTES # 590: Short Cuts 67

Reading through yesterday's news was the usual grind,. The most interesting things I read were all connected to the terrorist riot/insurrection/attempted coup that occurred on January 6th. As many of us already knew, nothing that happened that day was a spontaneous protest - everything was planned in advance by a gang of evil conspirators. Some of them were members of Congress whose involvement in the evil conspiracy is no stunning revelation: Paul Gosar, Andy Biggs, Empty Green, Bim Boebert, Mo Brooks, Maddie Cawthorn, and of course, Louie Gohmert.

Parked on his ass at the summit of this shit heap is former guy Donald Doohickey. The discussion among various legal experts is that what Donny did was criminal, and what he didn't do was also a crime. In other words, if the fat fuck had done that thing he didn't do, and hadn't done the things he did, he'd be in less legal jeopardy today. But then, he's Doohickey and fucking everything up is what comes naturally to him. On the other hand, if he hadn't committed the original crimes, there would've been no reason to commit the subsequent one.

Donny Doohickey is a delusional dumbass leading millions of deluded dumbasses. A match made in heaven? Nope, this one was made in hell.

Turnover

Donnie Clump, in an official tweet, assures us that the coronavirus is under control in the United States. Wait a minute, isn't he that fat, repulsive slob who lies about EVERYTHING?

In addition to deadly epidemics, there's something else we should be thinking about: The experienced professionals in the federal government who know how to take care of the United States are gradually being replaced by worthless shit stains who are chosen based on their blind devotion to Clump, to take care of HIM.

Psycho Stuff

Okay, let's get serious. Who REALLY wrote this horseshit letter?
 
I'll concede the point: The Trumpsky morons will eat it up.

Added 5:21 PM: The foundation of the (R) party in the Dark Age of Mother4ker 45 is a so-called precedent (sic) for whom reality and the truth don't exist, and millions of mental defectives who are registered to vote and will happily fall for every goddamn lie he tells them.

Official Spokesman Says~

Here's how things work now, for the benefit of those who can't keep up with the flow of information:

• Donny Guano makes a false statement, either because he's incredibly ignorant or a pathological liar, or both.
• His false statement is quickly highlighted and rebuttals spread like wildfire.
• Donny becomes an object of public ridicule, scorn, or both.
• Donny goes ballistic, insisting he is correct and media are spreading fake news.
• Ridicule and scorn continue, and representatives of departments controlled by the White House issue official notices claiming the false statement Donny made is actually true.
• Vladimir Putin enjoys a belly laugh as he watches Donny destabilize, demoralize, and destroy the United States as instructed.

Related discussion on this matter from Digby @ Hullabaoo. There is more energy being used to protect Donnie Poon than protecting America or the Constitution.

He don't need no stinkin' badges.

If ordering government employees to violate the law and firing them if they refuse to comply isn't a goddamned impeachable offense, then it should be.

Is there anything the orange piss stain could do that would wake up the Republicans in Congress? Apparently he hasn't done it yet.

If you started writing down the names of worthless Republican assholes, the list would fill thousands of pages. You could list every good Republican on a few index cards. 

Thanks, Russia. Thanks a lot.

Wilbur Ross makes America great again. These fucking people need to be secured with duct tape and rolled out of their offices on hand trucks, then loaded into cargo planes and flown to Russia to live in permanent exile. The names on the P.E. Shit List should include Donnie and Pence, all the Cabinet Secretaries, and every Republican in Congress (for starters).

Why Russia? Because Russia is the only place on earth they'll be welcome, even embraced as comrades. Donnie and his rotten followers will fit right in when they get to Moscow.

Added 9:23 PM: It isn't my original idea, but the best thing I saw on the Internet today was this: People who wear those red MAGA caps in public should be treated the same as if they were wearing red armbands with the swastika on them. 

My Theory of Why

Let's say you're a white person with a high school education who believes every word in the Bible is literally true. The chances that you voted for Donnie Diddlysquat are probably better than 60 out of 100. Now let's say you also believe that white people and Christians are being persecuted, and you get nearly all of your information from Fox News and conversations at the hardware store. Now the odds that you're a Donnie deplorable are more like 85 out of 100. If you also live in some rural red state shithole like Mississippi, Alabama, Utah, or Idaho, we're looking at 98 out of 100.

If you have a high school diploma, believe everything in the Bible is literally true, and get all your information from Fox News and your buddies, we've pretty well confirmed that deep analytical reasoning isn't your bag, and you'll believe anything if you hear it repeated on TV or in church often enough.

Republican politicians spent a lot of time and money on studies identifying the kind of people most likely to vote for them. They know most of the people they need to win elections will believe anything when they hear it repeatedly on TV or talk radio. They know they can win based on what they say, and what they actually do isn't very important to the people whose votes they depend on.

That's why GOP politicians are the way they are, and it's why we're in the mess we're in with Donnie Diddlysquat. Look at who's voting for them.

The Russians won.

Putin owns Donnie Schitz, who owns the Republican Party, which owns the federal government. Putin wanted to control a weak, dysfunctional United States, and he got what he wanted without firing a single shot.

How did we fall into such a fucking mess, and is there any way the people responsible for this shit can be severely punished?

Worst People on Earth

Of all the shitty people in The Nasty One's so-called administration, Betsy DeVos is definitely in the Top Five. Even worse, her war on public education is one of the shittiest things those assholes are trying to pull off. In the Top Three for sure.

While we're criticizing Betsy DeVos, her brother Erik Prince is even shittier. I hope he's convicted and sent to prison while I'm still around to enjoy it.

I can't remember any president, including Nixon and Bush 43, who I hated as much as I hate this motherfucker. It's like some demon from hell gave him a list of 10,000 things he could do that would piss me off, and he's devoted his entire first year to getting them all done, to the complete exclusion of everything else.

Sen. Susan Collins isn't close to being one of the worst people on earth, but she's willing to enable those who are (like Ryan and McConnell). Could anyone be as naive as Collins seems to be, or is she just putting on an act?

The Koch boys can pour dark money into right-wing political advertising, and write it off on their taxes. Your GOP Congress at work.

Speaking of the worst fucking people on earth, when and why was authority to make all the rules given to the Koch boys?

Normalizing the abnormal

It's somewhat interesting that the New York Times, long considered a main pillar of the so-called liberal media, is now printing stories making American Nazis seem like your next-door neighbor who votes Republican. You know, like normal people. As a result, real, honest-to-god liberal media are exposing and criticizing the New York Times. I bring this up because I personally believe the mainstream media in this country are as responsible as the Russians for enabling a corrupt, incompetent sociopath like Donnie Dog's Ass to steal the 2016 election.

In addition to treating Donnie to billions of dollars worth of free publicity, the major media outlets largely ignored his psychotic behavior and suggested that, as a "successful" real estate tycoon, his experience qualified him to hold the most powerful elected office on the planet. As in "Maybe he's no better than Hillary Clinton, but he's definitely no worse either."

Census Sense

The most important question we're dealing with for the next year: Can decent Americans get rid of Donnie Doolittle and his rotten criminal administration before they get rid of decent Americans?

Another interesting article from Washington Monthly, this time on the issue of politicizing the U.S. Census Bureau, why Donnie Doolittle wants to do that, and why it's a terrible idea if you're a decent American (someone who opposes Donnie).

It worked.

Well, this could be discouraging. Russia used the worst things about America to help Donny Dotard "win" the election, and make America even worse?

Wave Goodbye

The 21st century version of the Republican Party never builds a goddamned thing. The party's only purpose is to demolish good things that other people built.

Add Sen. Bill Cassidy to the list of stinking Republican assholes who believe saying something on TV makes it true. The number 1 spot on the list is held by you-know-who (the rottenest asshole of them all).

Now they want to deregulate credit agencies like Equifax. Every time I think they've finally done every horrible thing they can do, the motherfuckers come up with new ways to make bad situations even worse. There was a point during Bush 43's administration when I believed I was seeing the Republicans at their worst. Compared to this shit, those were the good old days.

White inferiority

Sorry, Trump Lumps, but if white people really are the superior race, how do you explain something like Sarah Huckabee Sanders? 

As bad as her dad.

Personal Militia?

Only a goddamned fool would expect Donny Covfefe to denounce the Nazi / KKK / white supremacy activists who went violent in Charlottesville. Think about it. He looks at the situation and realizes there's a small force of armed lowlifes who are loyal and willing to kill people for him. And they don't even expect to be paid. If you're Donny, that's just what the doctor ordered, right?