Thursday, June 13, 2024

Heads Spinning in TRashdUMP

The MAGA Monkey Movement (MMM) will be referred to as the TRashdUMP from now on, considering the total worthlessness of everyone pledging their allegiance to The Waste of Shit.

Joe's son, Hunter Biden, has been found guilty on three felony charges involving gun ownership. That's the main story this week, and the TRashdUMP is in a panic about it. So forget the Donald T. Disease bullshit about a DOJ conspiracy against him.

Another story getting attention this morning is TRashdUMP support for mandatory military service (previously known as the draft). That would be a slick move that should boost the under-30 male vote for Joe in November. 

Newt Gangrene was important a few decades ago, but now he's as useless as big dog shit smears on the soles of your bare feet. He was rotten to the core back then (and still is today when he attacks Kamala Harris). She's superior to Flabby Newt in thousands of ways, but many other people are too. 

Donald T. Disease conducted a bogus five-minute "press conference" at the Capitol today, and it was enough to make sane people puke. When the Waste of Shit tells the press that TRashdUMP loves America, he's lying. When he tells them they want to Make America Great Again, he means they want to restore traditional American lifestyles from 1860 or 1950.

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