Heads Spinning in TRashdUMP

The MAGA Monkey Movement (MMM) will be referred to as the TRashdUMP from now on, considering the total worthlessness of everyone pledging their allegiance to The Waste of Shit.

Joe's son, Hunter Biden, has been found guilty on three felony charges involving gun ownership. That's the main story this week, and the TRashdUMP is in a panic about it. So forget the Donald T. Disease bullshit about a DOJ conspiracy against him.

Another story getting attention this morning is TRashdUMP support for mandatory military service (previously known as the draft). That would be a slick move that should boost the under-30 male vote for Joe in November. 

Newt Gangrene was important a few decades ago, but now he's as useless as big dog shit smears on the soles of your bare feet. He was rotten to the core back then (and still is today when he attacks Kamala Harris). She's superior to Flabby Newt in thousands of ways, but many other people are too. 

Donald T. Disease conducted a bogus five-minute "press conference" at the Capitol today, and it was enough to make sane people puke. When the Waste of Shit tells the press that TRashdUMP loves America, he's lying. When he tells them they want to Make America Great Again, he means they want to restore traditional American lifestyles from 1860 or 1950.

Q NOTES # 902: Filling Time, Briefly

My original plan for today was to watch Texas A&M play football against Sam Houston State on the SEC Network. The game wasn't very interesting due to A&M's struggling offense, and with the Aggies ahead 17-0 at halftime, the weather caused a rain delay. I don't know when (or if) the second half will resume.

No football games I want to watch on TV means I'm here instead, posting gut reactions to news items I've seen at liberal websites.

Those MAGA morons have been calling Democrats "socialists" for years, and in their minds, the term has the most negative, horrible connotations imaginable. I've never seen Democrats respond with tantrums that match the MAGA monkey reactions to Joe Biden's speech about fascism this week - certainly none threatening violence.

When Waste of Shit #1 called Democrats fascists, it was an indication he really had no idea what that word meant - it was just something he'd heard somewhere.

Ronnie DuhSantis postures as a mean dago badass, but in reality he's just another MAGA wussy. Now he's refusing to participate in any campaign debates against his (D) opponent, Charlie Crist..

Booger Bill Barr has been setting the record straight on Fox News re: Waste of Shit I and those cartons of government documents. It doesn't make Booger Bill a good guy, but it's nice to see him driving WS#1 crazy. 

Crazy fat fuck Noot Gingrich has been notified the House J6 committee wants him to testify voluntarily about his part in the fun and games. Noot hasn't been significant in national politics for years - but he won't just quietly fade away.

STFU, Nootie

Somebody please explain to me why cable news shows keep putting worthless fat fuck Newt Gingrich on TV to squirt out his opinions on various issues. Who gives a shit what he thinks? His last opinion worth considering was before he went into politics.

Seriously, that asshole's expiration date was sometime around 1999, when he officially became irrelevant. Would anyone drink a glass of milk that had been sitting in the fridge for nearly 20 years? Same deal.

Just STFU and GTFO

Unification

While I was waiting in the drive-through line at the credit union today, I listened to a few minutes of Sean Hannity's AM radio gabfest. As expected, he was on the phone with suckbuddy Newt Gingrene. We should all be glad to know that Gingrene will campaign as an American, not as a Republican, and that he will unite rather than divide the country. Everyone who believes Gingrene will unite the country as either a candidate or as president, raise your right hand and say "Me does."