Ten Things Republicans Believe

This is a partial list of things Republicans in Texas believe:

• The Texas voter ID law is necessary to eliminate massive election fraud.
• Texas abortion laws were passed to protect the health and safety of pregnant women.
• The Keystone XL pipeline will provide enough new jobs to make an impact on unemployment rates, and will help the United States become energy independent.
• The fact that there is cold weather in Dallas in January is proof that climate change is a liberal hoax.
• The best way to eliminate gun violence is to have more people carrying more loaded guns in more places more often.
• Problems in public school education can be solved by taxpayer subsidies of private school vouchers.
• Giving huge tax breaks to billionaires will create lots of jobs with high pay and great benefits.
• Eliminating accountability in the form of government regulations will stimulate businesses to create a lot of jobs with high pay and great benefits.
• Heterosexual marriage traditions are threatened if gay people are allowed to marry each other.
• Praying in school only works if everybody is required to participate. That's the way God wants it.

And then you wonder why we can't have nice things...