Just Make Him Stop

A few million insane MAGA mooks were able to elect a waste of chicken manure who is obsessed with his personal magnificence and the eventual complete destruction of democracy in USA. We need to hope the mentally ill loser is removed from office soon.

TRashdUMP Update

 It isn't bad enough that Flabby Blabby #47 is lazy, ignorant, corrupt, incompetent, and mentally ill. He's filled important positions in executive branch departments with a horror movie of yahoos who are just as incapable and unqualified as he is, or maybe even worse.

Added 11:16 AM: Apparently Mrs. Flabby Blabby is preparing to unlock her door to the ultimate Golden Opportunity. MAGA Monkeys, get ready for the Don (Key) Dump temper tantrum that's probably inevitable.

Sunday Signposts

Things learned this week by spending too much time online? From the late 18th century until the early 21st century, most Americans enjoyed living in the greatest nation on earth as part of their good fortune. Then, in the 25th year of the 21st century, a majority of American voters decided they would prefer to live in the sickest rotting stink-hole in the universe, while being controlled by some of the nastiest primates on the planet.

Assigned Total Value $0.00

I have no way to know for sure, but purely for the sake of discussion and to make a point, let's assume that Flabby Blabby 47 has added 4,000 people like Stephen Miller, Kash Patel, Pamela Bondi, Tulsi Gabbard, Pete Hegseth, Kristi Noem, RFK Jr, Russell Vought, and Speaker Mike Johnson to salaried positions of authority in the three branches of the federal government, but the only reason they were considered qualified for their positions was their loyalty & devotion to F.B. 47 and their eagerness to help him completely destroy American democracy.

The point of this commentary is that Flabby Blabby and 4,000 loyal trash haulers have the accumulated value of 4,001 burlap bags, each containing a mixture of rat farts and rattlesnake poop.

PS: He didn't hire them, but we can add John Roberts, Smirking Sammy Alito, and Clearance Sale Thomas to the assortment of Flabbo's worthless MAGA mooks & democracy destroyers.

Filling Up Blank Space (Friday edition)

Fatty 47 has developed the habit of saying liberals (Democrats) are problems because of their very low IQ's. This is more essential proof that Fatty 47 is the stupidest fool and worst person who ever lived in the White House. He should be removed from office because he isn't qualified to handle the duties and makes the USA appear ridiculous to the rest of the world.

Updated 10:25 AM Sunday 9/28: How stupid can things get? Flabby Blabby 47 believes the entire MAGA nation is just as foolish all the time as he is.

America's Most-Loved Reality Show

Since reality television shows are the only things in the world Porky 47 understands and has a slight idea how to produce, (and since nearly everyone who votes for him is usually glued to Fox News on a TV set), the job of President of the United States has been redesigned as a weird TV reality show appealing to low-info people of voting age, and generating huge audience ratings by keeping them entertained with the behavior of a psychopath.

To guarantee the show's success, every Republican in Congress or a management position in a government office at the local, state or federal level is required to emulate the behavior of the show's star and build him up for the millions watching him on the tube by being just like him (an egotistical, ignorant, selfish sociopath, i.e., popular like TRashdUMP, the show's star).

Correction re: Dictator Status

For some reason, the toad god smears a lot of orange grease all over his face, then dyes his hair to match the color of his piss. He misunderstood what Russians were telling him and didn't realize Pootin' actually just wanted him kept around as an available dick tooter.

Seriously, is there anything else he's good for? 

Toad God vs Elmer Mush Update

While the country was being run by Putzident 47A and Putzident 47B, we knew we were in serious trouble as long as those two were swapping hugs. We could also be sure 47A would eventually get tired of 47B's domination of media coverage.

Now the ties that bind are loosened, and TRashdUMP is telling the nation that billions and billions of dollars can be eliminated as wasteful spending by simply cancelling every single subsidy and contract between Elmer Mush and the federal government. 

Mush replies by suggesting that Toad God should be impeached and replaced by Shady JD Vance. Meanwhile, Toad God tries to jog in opposite directions on both sides of the highway at the same time (as usual). Whaaaat? 

While the press decides who's winning the Toad God vs Mush cat-fight, Bimbo Bondi, who accepted a bribe years ago to dump her investigation of one of TRashdUMP's numerous scandals, is abusing her position as so-called US Attorney General.

Thomas C. Fugate is another Toad God sick joke that just isn't funny. 

Get Real, Lardass...

Additional proof that Puzzident 47 Fats TRashdUMP is gradually slipping away? Somewhere along the line, he started believing that he manipulates Putin instead of the other way around.

Here's the deal as of now: If you've been convicted of a felony that TRashdUMP has also committed several times, and  been sentenced to a prison term, your puzzidential pardon is just around the corner and headed your way.

Monday Misery

Puzzident 47 Fatty TRashdUMP is still determined to waste millions of taxpayer dollars on a military parade honoring his birthday next month. He hopes this needless selfishness will elevate him to his rightful place among the most infamous dictators in history: Stalin and Putin in Russia, Benito Mussolini in Italy, and Adolf Hitler in Germany.

Added 8:07 PM Monday: it will be the duty of congressional Democrats to get the truth about DOGE away from closed door hearings and shared with Americans in complete horrifying detail. The damage spread by Fatty, Mush, and their so-called DOGE department should be enough to finish them off politically. That's why James Comer and the MAGA turds need to keep the DOGE record concealed.

Another Weekend Update

This question has been raised many times before, but has not yet been answered: Has Don Old TRashdUMP ever done anything to earn the appreciation of most Americans? The answer is NO because he's both corrupt and incompetent. His corruption means he'll never be motivated to do anything that helps the majority of our people. His incompetence means that if he ever tried to do something good for the United States, he'd mess it up and things would be much worse, not better.

Many people believe ignorance and stupidity are the same thing, but they aren't. Ignorance pertains to lack of information, and stupidity refers to lack of intelligent ability. TRashdUMP happens to be both ignorant and stupid, as well as both corrupt and incompetent.

• Don Old decided to change the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Most people are against him.
• Don Old thinks the Library of Congress is a place where kids can go to check out naughty books.
• Don Old wants to restore Alcatraz and make it a super prison for people he doesn't like. This is totally impractical for lots of reasons.
• Don Old doesn't know much of anything about the Declaration of Independence. 
• Don Old wants the U.S. Attorney for Washington DC to be Jeanine Pirro, the hostess of a Fox News talk show.
• Don Old thinks RFK Junior made a great choice for the U.S. Surgeon General position (she isn't qualified).
• Don Old wants to eliminate funding for PBS and NPR.
  

Tuesday's Blues Daze

Based on the political trends reported since last week, the only thing keeping Pussident 47A above water enough to prevent drowning is the incredible stupidity of MAGA monkeys like Sen. Tommy Tuberville of Alabama and the ignorant goobers who elected him.

On the Other Hand...

The first three months of Pussydent 47A's term have been a nightmare, causing pessimistic viewpoints nationally. After scanning today's content at five or six liberal webpages, I wanted to mention a few possibilities worth waiting for:

• At least 80% of voters are asking, "What's so goddamned necessary about tax cuts for billionaires that MAGA assholes will ruin Social Security and Medicare? Fuck Elon Musk and his fucking tax cuts."
• Pussydent 47A is so unpopular, those who voted for him are ashamed to be out in public, facing open ridicule and contempt.
• The team of Pussydent 47A and Elon Mush (sic) ends after Mush finally does something the Waste of Shit can't tolerate. DOGE is disbanded and the worst existing destruction is reversed before Mush leaves (payback). 
• State and federal courts are dedicated to protecting and preserving Constitutional requirements for checks and balances, and are quickly joined by Congress and state legislatures.
• News organizations, law firms, and other targets of Pussydent 47A's retribution agenda realize his capitulation demands can be ignored because they'll win every lawsuit against him.

Added 7:00 PM:

A majority of Americans understand that MAGA could have elected any blue ribbon prize-winning hog at some red state county fair, and given the USA a better precedent (sic) than the pig they chose instead.

Texas Tumblebug

Now that Americans have elected a convicted felon to serve as Pussydent 47A, Kenny-boy Paxton, a felon who's also the AG in Texas, has announced a plan to run for the Senate against incumbent John (Cornhole) Cornyn. Kenny-boy is the kind of useless turd that gives Texas a reputation as a MAGA shithole, but makes Cornhole look respectable by comparison.  

Kenny-boy is one of those weirdos who nuzzle Bozo the Bloated Blob's butt to find warmth and comfort.

Speaking of the Blob, he's claiming that other countries are kissing his ass because he knows what he's doing with tariffs. In the world of harsh reality, he hasn't ever accomplished a single thing that made decent Americans thankful.

Added 6:24 PM Wednesday: First, Bozo the Bloated Blob orders a boxcar full of tariffs meant to intimidate many world leaders and make them crawl for mercy. He boasts about using coercion to gain the rest of the world's obedience, but as soon as another player at the table raises, Bozo folds the pat hand he was dealt (and claimed was a royal flush). Another reason why he's nothing more than a fat pussydent.

Bracing for the Crash?

 The following is copied from an AlterNet article this morning:

"Critics of President Donald Trump, including liberal economists Paul Krugman and Robert Reich, are warning that between steep new tariffs, mass deportations and mass layoffs of federal government employees, the United States may be in for a painful economic downturn."

Deporting people who make up a significant percentage of the labor force in blue collar jobs, then laying off a huge number of civil service employees too. Fortunately for him, all those people being out of work won't interfere with The Blob's golf time.

Added 2:28 PM Thursday: There are probably many people who have never heard of her, but Laura Loomer has a reputation as one of the most ridiculous of the dangerous right-wing lunatics. Any time her name comes up in a report, it's because she's saying and doing things that are insane (usually spreading loony conspiracy theories). It shouldn't be very surprising that just as he's preparing separation from Felon Mush, Blobbo meets with Laura Loomer in the Oval Office for advice and to hear her recommendations. Two assholes who share mental illness and are also rotten human beings are made for each other.

MEI (Merit, Excellence, Intelligence) are supposedly The Blob's staff selection criteria in his TV sitcom admenstruation (sic). Most of his picks so far don't meet any of them.

Just Another Wednesday (Blobbo Update)

It isn't surprising that The Blob wants to involve himself in peace negotiations between Russia and Ukraine. His real interest lies in having an opportunity to cuddle up with (and fluff) Vladimir Putin, who's been ignoring him recently. If there ever really was a day when the hair god was a master of compromise, it passed long, long ago. 

Blobbo doesn't give a shit about the welfare of Ukraine, so fuck him and the burro he rode in on.

If The Blob wants to prove he still has the intellect and judgment of a skilled politician (he doesn't), he needs to immediately put his boot in the collective asses of Felon Musk, Tulsi Gabbard, Pete Hegseth, RFK Junior, Kash Patel, Bimbo Bondi, Tom Homan, and Russell Vought, and send them scattering.

The Blob (now being known online as Yambo) is so removed from reality he believes he can sign another "executive order" and instantly force fifty states to impose restrictive election laws he thinks will diminish voter participation.

Added 6:17 PM: Okay, fire Pete (Whiskey) Hegseth or demand his immediate resignation. He's one of the numerous useless assholes lacking qualifications, but chosen by Pussydent 47A for all the wrong reasons anyway.

Using federal tax revenue to compensate convicted felons who were active in the January 6th insurrection intended to overturn the election, then released from prison for no good reason? This is the sort of lunacy that The Blob wastes his time on. 

To sum things up: The Blob believes that he was chosen by god (sic) to save America because he's the only perfect human being capable of handling that task. He's perfect, but doesn't give a screaming fuck about law and order. Since he ignores every rule and is still perfect, the law must be what's at fault, not him and his zombie army of MAGA morons.

Random Dialing (Midweek means maniacs)

It's becoming obvious that we need to expand our concept of pest control. We have procedures for the extermination of cockroaches, fire ants, and rabid animals, but we're forced to tolerate constant insane crap from MAGA maniacs.

For about two months, the government of the United States has been incrementally damaged because the most useless shitass in the world won the last election with plenty of financial assistance from the most useless billionaire in America, F'Elon Mush. 

When Jumbo Dumbo was campaigning against Joe Biden, then later against MVP Kamala Harris, he made it clear that when he won in November, his priorities as Pussydent 47 would be getting revenge against all of his enemies, and collaborating with Russia by diminishing America's status as a world leader.

Last week's news was dominated by-

• Dumbo's plan for revenge against every member of the House Select Committee that investigated his election subversion on J6. He believes the members committed crimes by revealing multiple felonies that led to indictments against him. 
• Dumbo penalizing attorneys who participated in justifiable legal actions against him.
  
• Dumbo's punishment of citizens protesting against F'Elon Mush during demonstrations at Tesla showrooms, having new AG Bimbo Bondi prosecute them as domestic terrorists
• After issuing at least 1,500 pardons freeing convicted J6 felons, Dumbo wants to nullify the pardons Joe Biden issued to the J6 committee members before he left office (protecting them from persecution by the hair god). 
• The hair god may have lost support of John Roberts by demanding that MAGA maniacs in Congress impeach any federal judge blocking enforcement of his illegal executive orders. 

 PS: The hair god was successful as the host of a reality TV game show. As a politician, he's mainly known for his evil, ignorance, stupidity, corruption, incompetence, laziness, and mental illness. He's popular with people who loved his TV show, and that support enabled him to drag the entire Republican Party down to his level. Most (R)'s now proudly identify themselves as MAGA monkeys, and nobody who does that should serve in any government position (federal, state, or local).

Another Week Craps Out

 A little ray of sunshine peeks through dark clouds - the Handmaid (USSC Justice Amy Coney Barrett) was one of very few female superstars among MAGA mental defectives after she slid into RBG's vacant seat before Joe Biden was in position to fill the vacancy. Since then, the Handmaid has been slightly unpredictable compared to the Extreme Court's worthless gutter trash (Smug Sammy Alito, Clearance Sale Thomas, and two MAGA monkeys, Gorsucks and Boof Kavanaugh). She's voted with the other three women a few times, and this week, she and Roberts both teamed with them to produce a 5-4 decision that Pussydent 47A will hate. MAGA morons are already having fits over her disloyalty.

Since Jumbo Dumbo and Elmo Mush are sharing the position of 47th Pussydent, it made sense to label them 47A (Dumbo) and 47B (Mush). The other choice would be to call them both Pussydent 23 1/2 - which would probably get too confusing.

Pussydent 47A is pruning back some of 47B's power privileges. Someone obviously made him finally understand that 47B is in no legal position to demand staff reductions at departments that make up the executive branch of the federal government. Taking away all of Elmo's toys is a step in the right direction, but permanently removing him from the United States would be even better. 

Making Americans Groan Again (Part One)

 It's a process that's developing very gradually, but as the first month of Pussydent 47A & 47B comes to an end, cracks are finally appearing in the MAGA foundation. Everything has to start somewhere, so any signs of weakening are encouraging.

A CBS News poll that was released a few weeks ago had Donkey Wrecked 'em  (DJT code name) job approval at 53%, but also reported that only 45% of voters polled said they follow political news very closely. The remaining 55% follow the news somewhat, seldom or not at all. Many (most?) news sources have chosen to be favorable or neutral in their reporting regarding Pussydent 47A (Donkey Wrecked 'em) and Pussydent 47B (Elmo Mush) and the majority of voters are ambivalent in their interest. This environment isn't conducive to a rapid collapse of the MAGA Monster movement.

On the positive side, 

•  News stories about MAGA voters who now regret their votes for the Waste of Shit last November are increasing.
• More Republican politicos are openly criticizing Wrecked 'em's Project 2025 and foreign policy agenda
• Elmo Mush is being exposed as a fraud in negative news reporting.
• The Waste of Shit's performance rating is falling toward majority disapproval..

These developments should influence the way Wrecked 'em and MAGA are treated by the news media, and concurrently encourage voter concern regarding the intended destruction of American democracy by a MAGA movement that's working for the Russian government.

Valentine Day Mystery?

There's a ton of weird stuff happening in the current American political disaster, and one of the weirdest things is the official relationship between Don Key Wrecked 'Em and Elmo Muskrat Love, who appear to be operating as co-puzzidents. This is the kind of confusing, mysterious situation that hasn't ever occurred before, and the real question is this: Which one of them is doing the sucking, and which one is getting sucked? We might eventually learn the correct answer to that question, but for now, all we can do is hope this disgusting crap comes to a dead halt really soon. This is as bad as having no government at all, and probably even worse in some ways.