Monday, August 25, 2025

Correction

For some reason, the toad god smears a lot of orange grease all over his face and dyes his hair piss yellow. He misunderstood what Russians were telling him and didn't realize Pootin' actually just wanted him around as an available dick-taster.

Seriously, is there anything else he's good for? 

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The head butter

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