Friday, February 14, 2025

Valentine Day Mystery?

There's a ton of weird shit happening in the current American political disaster, and one of the weirdest things is the official relationship between Don Key Wrecked 'Em and Elmo Muskrat Love, who appear to be operating as co-pussydents. This is the kind of confusing, mysterious situation that hasn't ever occurred before, and the real question is this: Which one of them is doing the sucking, and which one is getting sucked? We might eventually learn the correct answer to that question, but for now, all we can do is hope this disgusting crap comes to a dead halt really soon. This is as bad as having no government at all, and probably even worse in some ways.

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Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

My photo
The less you know, the happier we'll both be.

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