Friday, June 6, 2025

Toad God vs Elmer Mush Update

While the country was being run by Pussident 47A and Pussident 47B, we knew we were in serious trouble as long as those two were swapping hand jobs. We could also be sure 47A would eventually get tired of 47B's domination of media coverage.

Now the ties that bind are loosened, and TRashdUMP is telling the nation that billions and billions of dollars can be eliminated as wasteful spending by simply cancelling every single subsidy and contract between Elmer Mush and the federal government. 

Mush replies by suggesting that Toad God should be impeached and replaced by Shady JD Vance. Meanwhile, Toad God tries to jog in opposite directions on both sides of the highway at the same time (as usual). Whaaaat? 

While the press decides who's winning the Toad God vs Mush cat-fight, Bimbo Bondi, who accepted a bribe years ago to dump her investigation of one of TRashdUMP's multiple scandals, is abusing her position as so-called US Attorney General.

Thomas C. Fugate is another Toad God sick joke that just isn't funny

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