Friday, December 1, 2023

Friday Fart Noises

The end-of-week political news features an assortment of good news and bad news items. The bad news first:

  • Former Rep. Liz Cheney is warning that the USA is sleepwalking into a nightmare of fascist rule. Porky Pisswig isn't even trying to hide the goal for his regime after he wins the 2024 election. The current federal government will be reshuffled and every federal job will eventually be filled with MAGA assholes whose loyalty will be to Herr Hair God (and fuck the Constitution). The Hair God's agenda will be 95 percent getting revenge against everybody who's making his life difficult now, and the other five percent will be using his position as dictator to enrich himself.
  • Good news: A federal appeals court has ruled the Hair God is not immune from being sued for his part in the January 6th insurrection. Let the trials begin.
  • Enjoy: California Gov. Gavin Newsom destroyed Ronny D. Meatballs in a televised debate on Fox News.
  • Former Rep. George Santos, who has all the charm of a bucket of vomit, has been expelled from Congress. That's good news and will be better if it's a start.
  • Porky Pisswig wants the world to believe that he enjoyed infinite immunity from prosecution for any offense because he was a so-called precedent (sic). Wrong again, Porky (about 400 pounds of pure evil).

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