Wednesday, February 7, 2024

Midweek Mumbling

 Back in 2015, when he decided to begin his political career in the most powerful government position of them all, Donald 91 Felony Counts (D91FC) was a TV reality show celebrity with no political experience at all. He didn't know a damned thing about how to be a U.S. president, so he just twisted the office into something he understood - another fifth-rate TV reality show. He continued playing his TV show character for the entertainment of his fans, most of whom are mentally defective and easily manipulated.

Since he lacks any true leadership skills, Mongo Weirdo (D91FC) acquires all his power in the MAGA party from the unnatural hold he has on his zombie cult. Any time Mongo farts or belches, most congressional MAGAs run for cover to avoid annoying him and suffering his revenge.

That's why a bipartisan Senate border control bill that satisfied most (or all) of the (R) conditions is being tossed, and why Joe Biden is going to make sure voters realize that Congress will be dysfunctional as long as MAGA muppets are controlled by their fear of D91FC and the zombies.

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