Saturday, July 13, 2024

Saturday or Another Sadder Day?

The Waste o' Shit was hosting another of those wretched pep rallies at some burg in Pennsylvania, when something that sounded like fireworks going off caused a brief panic, because the Secret Service reacted as though a sniper was firing at Donny Dookie Bird. I won't be surprised if this event turns out to be as phony as Dookie Bird's hairstyle, something staged to add a little excitement to the permanent W/S reality TV show that can also be repurposed into a neat fundraising scam.

Another of the many thousands of ways Joe is a better man than Dookie Bird: When he attacks the W/S during a campaign speech, everything Joe says about him is completely true. When the W/S attacks Joe at a MAGA pep rally or in an Untrue Antisocial midnight rant, everything he says is a got-dam lie.

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