In my nightmare, I'm totally paralyzed and helpless, lying on a bed while a TV set tuned to Fox News plays the latest Republican debate over and over again. I keep praying for a power outage, even though it would cause the life support equipment to stop operating -- at least I would never have to hear any more fucking bullshit from Mittenful, El Perrito, the other Rick, or the rest of those psychopaths.
I obviously didn't watch the latest debate, but according to CNN, Jimmy Dick Perry got gang-piled again. All the wannabes tried to get a piece of him. They won't be able to keep him from the nomination, but maybe they'll raise enough doubts among non-Republican voters to keep the motherfucker far, far from the Oval Office.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
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Point at them and laugh
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