A few things I read about in articles from the online alternative media:
The W/S manages to keep his remaining hair the color of dried snot, so I've decided to start calling him Snot Monster (S/M) for a change.
A) Snot Monster was involved in an attempted assassination that looked like it had been staged to be aired as a TV reality show, but there were people killed or wounded. To the surprise of nobody, Snot Monster immediately found ways to exploit the situation for his personal benefit. He quickly issued a statement to the effect that god himself stepped in to prevent a bullet from killing him. This is the kind of horse shit that enables religious evangelunatics to worship him as a chosen one while ignoring his long life of evil and corruption.
There's a reason Snot Monster kept his injured ear hidden by a large bandage during the RNC and has refused to provide any medical records verifying extent of injury and treatment. It's a safe bet it wasn't caused by a bullet.
B) If the conservative press (New York Times, Associated Press, et al) would do the kind of reporting on Snot Monster that's been done on Joe since the CNN debate, he would be too far behind Joe to have any chance of winning.
Update 2:00 PM Sunday: While I was typing this paragraph, Joe's withdrawal was made public.
This is now a very sad day for me.
C) TRashdUMP should be officially considered Under Russian Control now that it's known J.D. Vance was selected for the VP position to satisfy Vladimir Putin.
D) If there really is a God, she'll take over now to protect America by making sure Kamala beats the piss out of Snot Monster.
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