So Humpty Trumpty wants to be thought of as the law & order precedent (sic). The problem is that he's never seen any laws that apply to him, and his whole precedence (sic) is based on chaos rather than orderliness. At any rate, he's turned to Gestapo tactics, using paramilitary squads of DHS storm troopers to harass and terrorize citizens in Portland, Oregon. If past experience is any guide, this will keep happening until the national news media make it a headline story and create a public uproar.
Humpty Trumpty's unique specialty is finding ways to make any bad situation much, much worse. He piles one crisis on top of another until the stack topples over.
Have you heard about the boat parade? I haven't either, but Humpty Trumpty is confident that by winning the boat parade competition, he has the November election in the bag.
Humpty Trumpty's unique specialty is finding ways to make any bad situation much, much worse. He piles one crisis on top of another until the stack topples over.
Have you heard about the boat parade? I haven't either, but Humpty Trumpty is confident that by winning the boat parade competition, he has the November election in the bag.
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