Wednesday, November 20, 2024

More Nightmare News (Part 3)

As discussed repeatedly before now, the only success The Donhole ever enjoyed was his tenure as a reality show performer on network television. When he was a TV star, he could grab anything he wanted. His natural impulse as a malignant narcissist is to reconfigure his whole life as just another TV reality show, which should explain why he wants to fill his cabinet with unqualified assholes who also have experience as TV celebrities.

The only way MAGA Maggots can survive as a political party is to prevent most voters from becoming intelligent, well-informed citizens able to recognize bullshit when they see it. The Donhole is easily the stupidest dipshit that ever held the office of U.S. Pussydent (sic), and he couldn't have done it without armies of brain-dead goobers and yahoos voting in red state shitholes like Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma and Texas. MAGA Maggots desperately want to destroy the Department of Education as a significant part of the federal government.

Some news that's fun for a change? Yeah, there's a little. Big states like California are home to many, many voters so it takes a while to count all their votes accurately. Apparently, the national tabulations are complete now, and The Donhole's self-proclaimed mandate has dissipated, For the third (and final) time, he's been unable to surpass the 50% mark in the popular vote. Over half of the voting population probably hates his sorry ass.

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