Thursday, January 17, 2019

Yummy

If you take a large plate of fresh dog turds and cover them with yellow mustard and Cool Whip, it's called a Hamberder with Covfefe, and it's Donny Mushroom's favorite bedtime snack.

Added 11:32 PM Thursday: Order some more Hamberder with Covfefe for The Motherfucker. We need to have every IRS tax refund delayed for weeks, and most commercial airline flights grounded as a safety precaution. Americans are too damned comfortable, so some discomfort and inconvenience could make them face reality again. Therefore, The Motherfucker is sending thousands of federal workers back to their jobs with ZERO pay to keep the refund checks coming and the airplanes in the sky. Without the pain, there'll be no gain.

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