A Little More Nightmare News (Part 4)

I'm not sure that every state has completely finished tabulating every single vote, so I'll make the point with the most recent totals I can locate.

In 2020, Joe Biden steamrolled Fartzy the Psychotic Screech Owl in both the popular vote and the Electoral College. He won 81,283,501 votes, and carried Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, Nevada, and Arizona. Fartzy still hasn't accepted the reality that Joe delivered a staggering ass-whipping that was overdue, and he'll probably spend his final term in office searching desperately for votes he thinks were stolen from him.

Moving ahead to November 5th, 2024: Kamala Harris has won a total of 74,613,484  votes so far and lost the six swing states Joe carried last time. The question that has many Democrats wondering WTHF? is this: How did MVP come up 6,670,000 votes short of Joe Biden's total? 

We'll probably never know the correct answer to that question. One possibility is that MVP's combination of gender and ethnicity were too much for white voters to accept. Another remote possibility is that millions of voters had forgotten what happened during Fartzy the Psychotic Screech Owl's term as 45 and sat out the election, giving him a final shot as 47.

My expectation is that 6,670,000 voters who wasted their opportunity to have an outstanding president instead of a lazy, ignorant fascist will spend the next four years thinking about Joe Biden's tenure in the White House as THE REALLY GOOD OLD DAYS.

Added 1:59 PM: When Tommy Tuberville was serving as the defensive coordinator at Texas A&M in 1994, I thought he was a real asset to the program. He used that job as his stepping stone to the next one, and I forgot about him for several years.

Now Tuberville is wasting time and space as a U.S. Senator from Alabama and he's essentially confirming that the only thing even slightly impressive about Alabama is the Crimson Tide football team. Tommy Tuberville is so damned ignorant, he should be embarrassing to every goober, yahoo and booger-eating dipshit redneck who voted for him. Fat chance of that. He's MAGA MORON up to his receding hairline.