Tuesday, October 10, 2023

The Big Brown River

Something I've noticed is that since that night in 2016 when it became clear that Hillary Clinton wasn't going to win the presidential election, I can't read the latest news at liberal webpages without (A) getting extremely angry or (B) getting depressed or (C) both. 

Today, the thing that's pissing me off most is the possibility that Gym (Jacket Off) Jordan could become the next House speaker, which would be a worse mistake than Kevin (Mortimer Snerd) McCarthy turned out to be. 

I don't want to waste time rehashing the details of why Jordan should never be third in the line of presidential succession. It's enough to point out that he's been endorsed for the speaker position by Donnie Warpt, the ultimate waste of shit, space and oxygen. Remember when Warpt promised that "only the best people" would be selected to serve in his administration? We learned his ego issues wouldn't allow him to be surrounded by highly qualified, capable subordinates, so very few competent people slipped past the barriers, and those who did never lasted long. Instead, the so-called administration was full of bottom-feeders who couldn't appear to be better than the worthless fuck who hired them.

Just think of MAGA as an endless, bottomless river of shit, and Jordan as MAGA all the way to his core.

Added 3:34 PM Tuesday: When he was performing the role of a business tycoon on TV, Warpt learned that "reality" shows will be watched by millions of people even when they have nothing whatsoever to do with reality, so he ran his so-called precedence (sic) like an around-the-clock TV reality show.

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