Q. Notes, Day 218

WONKETTE @ All those (R) people in Congress, like Ben Sassy of Nebraska and John Cornhole of Texas, who are apparently peeking at the polls and taking a calculated risk that Cheez Whiz won't be around much longer to get revenge. There was a time when their dissent would have been helpful, but today it's just too little, too late.

It's a sign of the times that Cheezy is trying to attack Joe Biden by claiming that Biden listening to the scientists and valuing their input is bad for America.

One thing nearly four years of Cheez Whiz as so-called precedent (sic) has accomplished is the exposure of nearly every structural flaw in the Constitution and the legal system. Many of us didn't fully comprehend that the American government only works when there is a real U.S. President in the White House. A former TV reality show performer with zero experience in politics and government service who is also a mental case? Forget about it. The folks @ electoral-vote.com have outlined some reforms that need immediate implementation if Biden is elected and Democrats control Congress. 

Cheezy believes that because the turnout for his pep rallies is so large, American voters no longer care about COVID. It bores them. What he has never been willing or able to comprehend is that the kind of people who attend his dog-and-pony shows aren't like most Americans. They're the lowest of the low, the worst of the worse, and the stupidest of the stupid. Many of them probably attend because it's affordable entertainment.

Topics for the final 2020 debate are COVID-19, American families, climate change, race in America, national security and leadership. It shouldn't come as a surprise that Cheez Whiz wants to change the topics to emphasize foreign policy (which for him means following Putin's instructions to the letter). The debate commission should stand firm and tell Cheezy to go pound sand, and require him to explain how those topics give Biden an unfair advantage in the debate.

After further review, this looks like Cheezy preparing the official rationalization for his Maggots after he gets waxed in the debate: He was victimized by a liberal Democrat moderator who will probably vote for Biden twice. My personal preference would be that he uses the alleged bias against him as an excuse to boycott the debate again.