Cheez Whiz may not actually die because of COVID, but he knows it's killing his political career. That explains why he's cranking out all this "Don't Worry, Be Happy" horse manure.
Meanwhile, Cheezy is determined to go full blast on his campaign pep rallies. This will give him the enormous ego boost he desperately needs, and if hundreds of his vacant-stare zombies infect each other, those are the breaks. What hasn't penetrated his thick skull yet is that the rallies are "preaching to the choir" events, and the only people paying attention to them are the dimwits, morons, malcontents and misfits who are already on board.
Bloomberg reports that Cheezy's running out of options, and the odds are beginning to stack against his reelection.
Now he's really getting frantic, insisting that the treatment he received at Walter Reed is really a cure for COVID. Sadly, about 40 percent of the people in this country are assholes who'll probably fall for this con.
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