Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Buckle up, buttercup.

The impeachment train hasn't even left the station yet, and The Trump Dump has already started using it to rip off Donnie's pod people. That should come as no surprise to anyone who's been keeping up.

Also not surprising is today's Twitter rant from Donnie Donuts, which may set a new standard for self-pitying horse shit. He repeats his claim that no president in history was ever treated as badly as he's being treated now. I imagine Abraham Lincoln and JFK might beg to differ.

Added 6:54 PM Wed: There have been a number of branches popping out of this tree trunk all day. At the moment, the ones that look promising involve Pence, Booger Barr, and Rudy Poot. It's almost like Donnie wants to take them down with him.

Added 5:43 PM Thursday: Add Pompeo and Mulvaney to the list of potential casualties.

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