Thursday, September 19, 2019

American Deity

Donnie Guano believes he finally has that perfect job he always dreamed about having: the King of America, who can do any goddamn thing he wants to do because there are no human laws that apply to him. I suspect he gazes at himself in the mirror and sees a god smirking back at him.

Added 10:00 AM Friday: In Guano's kingdom, the only qualification for employment is absolute devotion and unswerving loyalty to him personally, which explains everything that stinks about this mess.

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Summer walks in Texas

Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.

Six-Word Memoir

Most of my balloons were popped.

The head butter

My photo
The less you know, the happier we'll both be.

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