Civil War II
There's speculation on the Internet that if Donny Johnny is eventually removed from office, his most devoted fans will rise up in armed rebellion against the United States in what would amount to a second civil war. His most devoted fans are
- old white people with no college education,
- the Nazis, the KKK, and white supremacy gangs,
- the christian nationalists and evangelical lunatics
I'd pay for tickets to watch those three groups of assholes fighting a war to avenge Donny Johnny. It would probably be the shortest civil war in the history of the world, but if it thinned the herd, that would be a good thing.
Summer walks in Texas
Judging by the amount of water on driveways and sidewalks and in the street, some Texans seem to think you can grow concrete and asphalt using lawn sprinklers.
Six-Word Memoir
Most of my balloons were popped.
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