Career Termination

The way things stand today, it looks like the only good thing Donny 2 Scoops can accomplish in his remaining years is dragging Mike (Not Me) Pence so deep into the shit hole that Pence's career and political ambitions are totally demolished.

MADE FOR EACH OTHER

Collusion and Crime

Daily Kos provides a report that helps us get a handle on what we're talking about when the subject is Republican collusion with the Russians to interfere with the 2016 election(s).

And there's this alleged attempt by the Russians to hack the Trump Organization, which could open new doors in the FBI investigation.

And what's the story behind this "war room" the Don Cornholio mob is setting up? This is a crime family that's acting like it has plenty of stuff it wants to hide. 

An unfair comparison. So unfair.

The New York Times explains why it's wrong to compare the so-called precedent (sic) to a four-year-old child, and why it's unfair to the child.

Erick Erickson is no less rotten than any other radical right-wing media figure, but any time right-wingers are feeding on each other, it's interesting to watch. In the Washington Post, Erickson predicts a bloodbath. It'd be nice if he was correct.

Most right-wingers in Congress believe that Don Cornholio's crimes aren't the problem. The problem is all those leaks about his crimes. But for sheer craziness, nothing can match the things the right-wing evangelical fanatics are saying.

Johnny (Ace) McCain says the report of Don Cornholio's insulting remarks about Comey left him speechless. Let's be honest... Johnny (Ace) is never speechless, because he's constantly talking to the media. Unfortunately, talk is all he does, and talk's cheap. "Please, Mister Trump, may I have some more gruel, sir?"

Little Lindsey needs to STFU.

Every time Lindsey Graham appears on CNN or any station other than Fox News, and says something that makes him sound more or less like a sensible, intelligent, rational U.S. Senator, I forget for a day or two that he's still as rotten as the other Republicans in Congress... with the possible exception of Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan, who are in a class by themselves when it comes to Rotten Republicans.

Embarrassment

You know, it's almost like Don Cornholio's full-time job is thinking of fresh ways to embarrass himself and the United States simultaneously. Does he enjoy making a fool of himself?

And he whines constantly about how mean everyone is to him. Piss and moan, piss and moan, piss and moan...

Dropping

The stock market seems to be, like most of America, reacting negatively to the news these days about the loose cannon careening around on the international stage. Remember a few weeks ago, when the so-called precedent (sic) was bragging and taking personal credit for everything positive about the national economy?

Sorry, but that isn't a plan.

If what I'm seeing in the news is correct, there are evangelical Christians who've convinced themselves that God is working his will through the so-called precedent (sic). That includes former Congress member Michele Bachmann.

Okay, I'll be honest here. The idea that "President Donald Trump" is connected in any way to "God's plan for America" is the strongest argument for atheism that I've seen so far.

Added 12:34 PM same day: If you've been wondering why the so-called precedent (sic) is a lard ass, it's because he thinks exercise will deplete his finite energy resources.

Wrecking Sessions

You know what would be totally cool? Beauregard Sessions wrecking his own career by getting too closely involved with Don Cornholio would be totally cool.

Foreigners

From The Atlantic, Cornholio voters were motivated by cultural anxiety:

Controlling for other demographic variables, three factors stood out as strong independent predictors of how white working-class people would vote. The first was anxiety about cultural change. Sixty-eight percent of white working-class voters said the American way of life needs to be protected from foreign influence. And nearly half agreed with the statement, “things have changed so much that I often feel like a stranger in my own country.” Together, these variables were strong indicators of support for Trump: 79 percent of white working-class voters who had these anxieties chose Trump, while only 43 percent of white working-class voters who did not share one or both of these fears cast their vote the same way.

I thought the part in bold print was interesting, considering the fat mook they chose on election day is up to his eyebrows in debt to Russians.

If they think they're anxious now, wait until Medicaid cuts take effect, and mama has to leave the nursing home and move back in with them.

Fake News

Those executive orders the so-called precedent (sic) signs for the cameras are what he considers his major achievements so far. It's already been revealed that he doesn't read them before he signs, and now the ACLU provides further confirmation that it's all show biz and fake news.

Added 12:32 PM Friday 5 May: Neal Gabler on the fake president. The great Cornholio's whole gimmick is putting on an entertaining show for the hicks, and turning them into Corn-lickers. 

Lousy Spouses

Fat. Lazy. Stupid. Mean.

About 99 percent of the time, the men who make the worst husbands can be described with those four words. Three of the words will apply 100 percent of the time.

 Some pictures are worth 100,000 words. This is one of them.

Added 1:00 PM same day: The six-year-old child trapped in the body of a fat 70-year-old man celebrated the incredible success of his first 100 days with a cake party.