Thursday, August 27, 2009

Damned if we do...

Based on this report, it looks like the country's facing the perfect dilemma. Budget deficits larger than expected, recession deeper than we thought, and the really good part: If we don't do something, it will cause a calamity -- but if we do something, it will cause a calamity. Fortunately, we have Mitch McConnell, the chinless wonder, weighing in to clarify that we're facing a calamity. I think bears have the right idea. When winter comes, they roll over and hibernate.

Added 9:18 am: This should strengthen the economy. Kay Bay has released her tax returns, which show that she and Mr. Kay Bay paid out about 102,000 bucks to their hired help last year. KB should use this in a campaign ad about creating employment opportunities. It must be nice to be rich, not that I'll ever know the feeling.

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