Mongo Wrongo thought he was being cute when he assigned the nickname "Peekaboo" to New York AG Letitia James. She could return the gesture by calling him Donny Shit Creek.
A short verse for Monday morning~
Donny Fat took cash from Pratt, and now he's up shit creek.
Donny Shit Creek has convinced himself that he's enormously popular with American voters, most of whom are MAGA Monkeys conditioned to believe that whatever he tells them is completely true. This is the only explanation I can come up with for the stupid garbage he churns out nightly on his rinky-dink social media platform.
Of the nine prospects pursuing the House speaker position, the one who seems least repulsive to me is Tom Emmer of Minnesota. He apparently believed Biden's election was legitimate, so he'll probably be attacked by Donny Shit Creek. The others aren't any better than Gymbo, Mortimer Snerd, and Scalise.
Tom Emmer seems to be the best of a bad lot, which typically spells doom in MAGA Monkey politics (where the worst available option usually wins).
PS added 7:29 PM: Let's go with criminal espionage for $1,000,000.
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