MAGA Monkey Mike

Since I was watching most of Texas A&M's defeat of South Carolina on ESPN, I was late getting around to reading the recent political news today. Here are some of the headline stories on the better liberal webpages:

In Russia, the election of MAGA Monkey Mike as Speaker is being greeted with applause since Russians believe having a major part of our government under the control of a religious lunatic who opposes military aid to Ukraine is advantageous for them. When the leaders of the U.S. government are effectively tools of the Russian government, what's not to love?

MAGA Monkey Mike lacks the experience and leadership skills to manage the House MAGA Monkey caucus. I hope to see the day when Mike is failing badly enough to contemplate suicide.

The dream has ended for another MAGA Monkey named Mike. 

It should be interesting to see if Ivanka's testimony leads to serious pain for the waste of shit. She didn't want to testify, which suggests it won't be lollipops, Big Macs, and roses for the fat jabroni.