A few months ago, Runny DeSanitized was generally considered the most likely MAGA Monkey to replace the waste of shit as party leader. As the weeks passed, Runny has gone from being the heir apparent to being a classic example of political tailspin.
This reversal of expectations is being constantly analyzed, and one theory is that Runny's trying to win over the waste of shit's fan club by promising more radical versions of Pig's so-called policies. What he hasn't been able to accomplish is duplicating Pig's sheer entertainment value as a former TV reality show celebrity. Runny has some cred as a potential fascist dictator, but as an entertainer, he's fingernails on a chalkboard.
At the moment, it seems like Chris Christie is the only candidate in the race who can still be referred to as a Republican, since he's made it clear that he's planning to base his campaign on attacking all of Pig's weaknesses, of which there are many. Runny and the other wannabes are too afraid of the waste of shit to be treated as anything other than stage clutter.
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