Q NOTES # K+56: Triple Threat

This has been a fairly lousy week, so anything that lightens my mood is welcome today. Mister Pitiful is the only MAGA Mook who's actually made it official that he intends to be the MAGA Mook nominee in the next precedent (sic) election, but there are a few others (Fats Pompeo, DeSanitized, Haley, and DisPence) who are dropping one hint after another about making their own moves.

It's much too early for predictions about the relative strengths of these mooks, but Mister Pitiful is always completely predictable.

• He's already hyping the idea that those four would be nowhere without the huge boost he personally gave their political careers. They all owe him big-time.
  
• He's already suggesting that he won't endorse or otherwise support the MAGA Mook nominee if it isn't him.
• If he's not the nominee, he could run as an independent to fragment the MAGA Mook vote and guarantee a Democratic win in 2024.

Short version: If Waste of Shit is their nominee, the MAGA Mooks lose. If he isn't their nominee, they still lose. Burn it down, and we'll be dancing in the streets.