The Waste of Excrement (WOE) was a perfect fit for cheesy TV reality shows because he lives in a Let's Pretend world in which reality is whatever he imagines it to be at any given moment. Last night WOE spent an hour delivering what he thinks is one of the most important announcements in U.S. history: To the surprise of absolutely no one, Fat Ass is officially running in an election that's still nearly two years in the future, and his speech was the same tired old litany of butt hurt and grievances that his fans have heard many times.
This isn't really news because his intentions have been clear since late 2020. The formal announcement became urgent for two reasons. Most important is WOE's mistaken belief that running for precedent (sic) is the same as being the precedent (sic), and being an announced candidate is a Get Out of Jail Free card immunizing him against prosecution for seditious conspiracy, espionage, obstruction of justice, tax fraud, election interference, and the other crimes he's committed.
WOE entered panic mode when MAGA Monkeys began to blame him for the total dissipation of the anticipated Red Wave last week. By being the first officially announced candidate in line for the MAGA Monkey nomination in 2024, WOE expects the dozen or so potential primary opponents being discussed will defer to his magnificence and he'll run unchallenged as he did last time.
Dream on, fat ass!
PS added 4:44 PM: Remember back in 2016 when WOE ran the first time? He promised everyone that when he became the precedent (sic), he would bring America so much winning that we'd plead with him to stop: Please stop winning, Mr. Precedent (sic), we're having too much winning.
He's a mental case for saying that, and the MAGA Monkeys are mental cases for believing it.
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