Cheez Doodle once said he could commit murder in public without losing any voter support, and at the time most of us laughed it off as the insane boasting of a mental case. Whether Cheezy could actually get away with murder is subject to debate, but apparently he can get away with encouraging his depraved followers to kill his VP. And the more I think about it, realizing that Cheezy has a mob of crazies who will happily commit murder for him probably explains why nearly every RepubliQan in Congress is afraid to cross him.
I was looking at a map of the United States this morning, and it occurred to me that we could convert five states (Idaho, Wyoming, Montana, North Dakota, and South Dakota) into an isolation zone for the relocation of the craziest Cheez Doodle supporters. Most of them are comfortable with the concept of segregation, and would probably prefer to live among their own kind anyway. The more we consolidate them, the easier it would be to keep an eye on what they're up to.
Naturally Lindsey Graham made his decision on the verdict long before the Senate trial began. He's been an accomplice in Cheezy's crime spree for months.
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